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I hate Arizona nazis.

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42.

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Well, as long as he asks "humbly"

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Looking forward to his obituary

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Joo

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I pity the fool!

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Ah... um... now... this bit is actually (almost sort of) true

"As everyone who’s read the Constitution knows, the power to accuse and try people for treason is reserved not for the courts, but for random wackos on the internet."

The thing is the US operates on Common Law, which you inherited from us as a colony (Common, as opposed to civil, law is one of the ways you can track the British Empire. The others being Cricket* and English. This is why activist judges can make laws up whenever they want**

Under Common Law ANYONE can arrest a law breaker - often referred to as 'Citizens arrest'. The ONLY power the police have is to arrest on suspicion (of breaking the law, not being black and successful).

So as long as these people have definitely and obviously broken the law, he can arrest them.

Yeah, he's a fuck wit (not because of arresting traitors, but he only holds an opinion they are a traitor, it isn't a definite fact.)

*Former Possessions/Countries not playing cricket are officially Not As Clever As An Australian.***

** I know that this isn't true, but try explaining precedent to a redneck/GOP candidate/Kentucky Clerk.

*** This IS an insult.

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And then his ghost armies can perform a giant pincer movement against the Soviets!

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But... but... the US sells them weapons...

which makes the US a sponsor of terrorists...

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Person capable of reasoned thought, and understanding that moral positions are often not back and white, and there are usually shades of grey.

How many letters is that?

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I only regret that I have but one upfist to give for my Notary Public.

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I suspect his quest to go to Michigan has more to do with that Internets lady who will sell him her 15 yo daughter for crack money.

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So looking forward to this--should be as rousing and inspiring as the recent Jim Hoft/Larry Klayman extravaganzas.

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As a Californian, and therefore living much closer to this dipshit, I'm quite glad he thought of "lax gun laws" as a criterion for which state to bother.

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You know, I really shouldn't write these things while I'm distracted. I know that, I really do.

Sigh... I guess I'll just have to watch that documentary on how the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor again.

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I believe he was kicked out for the arms, actually, after they changed the regulations to ban tats visible while wearing short sleeves. I could be wrong, though, since I also forgot that Harry S Truman accepted the Axis nations' surrenders...

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