>>>>> Biggs will challenge Democratic incumbent Gov. Katie Hobbs, who said on MS NOW Tuesday that the race for governor now has national implications, too, since “Arizona is one of seven swing states that will decide the presidential election” in 2028. If Biggs becomes governor, she pointed out, that would make Arizona “the first swing state with an election denier in charge, and the time to stop that is not 2028. It is right now.” <<<<<
In keeping with the same Highway to Hell theme, I just read that DimeBag Mike Lindell, noted crackhead extraordinaire, candidate for Minnesota governor, is in the lead for the MAGAT primary. This is one rancid piece of shit that should be in prison. In keeping with Lindell’s sincere concern for election integrity, it should be noted that this scumbag is presently registered to vote in Texas, not Minnesota. But hey, his obsession with invoking Martial Law should take care of that.
i'm still willing to watch the Daily Show and South Park reruns on paramount channels. Jon only clocks in one day a week and all the hosts are well worth watching.
I was in JROTC and military school in the late 80s. We drilled, we got punished for failure, we learned to obey orders and that the unit was more important than the individual.
We were not humiliated nor subject to sexual assault.
Just turned on Nicolle at 4:00. Lead story: DOJ withdraws subpoenas against NY Times reporters and their FUCKIN' FAMILY MEMBERS after judge apparently ripped them a new one at the hearing and said withdraw them or I'm gonna' quash them right FUCKIN' NOW!
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit seeking to compel Kentucky to provide the DOJ with access to its complete statewide voter registration database.
"When it's an animal that could be a few hundred years old, there could be anything in that animal, so for health and safety, you want to be sure you follow good routines," says Stavenow Jerremalm. "If it's an animal that's lived for that long, bacteria or viruses from very long ago could be within that body", and then suddenly get exposed through the necropsy, she explains. "It's important to be mindful that we don’t know why this animal died, and which potential diseases it could have within it."
Good thing it didn’t beach in front of the US CDC or RFK Jr’s house. He’d probably motorboat it and have the anti-vax committee use it a slip and slide.
One of the best things I liked about growing up in En Why Cee was the huge variety of Tee Bee stations.
Our local PBS and UHF channels - yes, we had those - had the weirdest shit imaginable. My brother and I would come home and watch Film Boards cartoons.
I remember one that had a guy in a beret painting with mayonnaise on a wall. He was yelling, "God is mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is love."
TBF, “dumocrats” is not Grampa Assmouth’s worst nickname. But his whole “Take off the B; most people don’t even know ‘dumb’ has a B” schtick is just stupid. I mean look at the word written out…if I saw that without knowing the genesis I’d think it sounded like “doomocrat.” Why not keep the B? “Dumbocrat” makes just as much sense. My guess is HE was baffled by the silent B, and since it didn’t make sense to him he broke it and threw it away.
C- at best. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I heard the Egyptian authorities are phasing out the use of camels for tourist excursions around the pyramids at Giza, likely sensibly so, poor critters.
https://bsky.app/profile/nothoodlum.bsky.social/post/3mrdjvnp35s26 😏
Oldage Mutant Necro Turtle.
Coward in a softshell!
(White) Turtle Power!
what even is this fucking world? and without our Fukui?? how are we meant to get on??
thank fuck yr
smoking lamp is
at fucking last
lit
(uuuuuugh :/ )
Puff puff pass everywonk!
>>>>> Biggs will challenge Democratic incumbent Gov. Katie Hobbs, who said on MS NOW Tuesday that the race for governor now has national implications, too, since “Arizona is one of seven swing states that will decide the presidential election” in 2028. If Biggs becomes governor, she pointed out, that would make Arizona “the first swing state with an election denier in charge, and the time to stop that is not 2028. It is right now.” <<<<<
Never let them hear the end of it.
In keeping with the same Highway to Hell theme, I just read that DimeBag Mike Lindell, noted crackhead extraordinaire, candidate for Minnesota governor, is in the lead for the MAGAT primary. This is one rancid piece of shit that should be in prison. In keeping with Lindell’s sincere concern for election integrity, it should be noted that this scumbag is presently registered to vote in Texas, not Minnesota. But hey, his obsession with invoking Martial Law should take care of that.
I thought he was off the ballot now, for not residing in the place he wants to represent.
Can someone explain why he and Rudy Giuliani aren’t living in refrigerator boxes under the freeway?
Some kids stole them.
Well, Lindell did bring out a new product a couple of years ago precisely to address that problem for himself. It is called the ‘My Tent’.
The Minnesota GOP deserves Crackhead Mike at the top of the ticket!
I haven’t watched the Daily Show in a long time but I’m curious.
Does Jon have an equal aversion to Republicans calling Democrats Communists as he did Democrats calling Trump a fascist?
i'm still willing to watch the Daily Show and South Park reruns on paramount channels. Jon only clocks in one day a week and all the hosts are well worth watching.
I watch, but not on Mondays when Stewart performs his weak schtick. An unwatchable asshole.
I think he thinks the dems should be above that. -_-
Winning! Oil prices top $100 a barrel as Houthis attack Saudi tankers in the Red Sea [AP]
I kind of want to see what happens if things go completely pear-shaped and those prices skyrocket to 10 times what they are now.
Except I also don't because it would sort of be the end of the world as we know it.
10 times seems a bit high, but historically, within the realm of possibilities.
A long time ago, in a country far, far away, there were these real pretty tulips, and......
(STOP! We know this one!) Ok. Jeeze.
did drunk hegseth mandate the human centipede workout for our military?
https://substack.com/@campcallout/note/c-300077169?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2j98wq
As one of the comments says, this is hazing and humiliation.
See, we did our part in WW2 without this kind of thing.
i don't remember ever watching the jrotc peeps in high school being compelled to eat ass.
I was in JROTC and military school in the late 80s. We drilled, we got punished for failure, we learned to obey orders and that the unit was more important than the individual.
We were not humiliated nor subject to sexual assault.
As a pacifist, LOLOLOLOL
Just turned on Nicolle at 4:00. Lead story: DOJ withdraws subpoenas against NY Times reporters and their FUCKIN' FAMILY MEMBERS after judge apparently ripped them a new one at the hearing and said withdraw them or I'm gonna' quash them right FUCKIN' NOW!
Excellent news.
One more OT, legal news:
Marc Elias
@marcelias.bsky.social
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES Department of Justice lawsuit seeking to compel Kentucky to provide the DOJ with access to its complete statewide voter registration database.
DOJ is now 0-17 in these case. Elias Law Group remains undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/kentuc...
Is this about them reporting on Air Farce One?
Yes.
Good
Been kinda holding my breath over that since I wasn't sure which judge they'd get in front of
Yeah, that's good.
I remember that whole Judith Miller flap, wow!
The entire journalism business was laughing at that useful idiot.
I thought she was supposed to have been a hero for refusing to divulge her sources?
Wasn't there a Mary Tyler Moore Show episode about that, too?
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260717-the-shark-that-lives-for-centuries
OT:
Lortd!
Greenland sharks are reeeeeeally beeg, and reeeeeally olde.
There are many who were still alive hundreds of years ago.
"Yeah, hi, I went to the premier of the Scottish Play. Holy shit, that lady stabbed a guy."
Crazy!
"When it's an animal that could be a few hundred years old, there could be anything in that animal, so for health and safety, you want to be sure you follow good routines," says Stavenow Jerremalm. "If it's an animal that's lived for that long, bacteria or viruses from very long ago could be within that body", and then suddenly get exposed through the necropsy, she explains. "It's important to be mindful that we don’t know why this animal died, and which potential diseases it could have within it."
Good thing it didn’t beach in front of the US CDC or RFK Jr’s house. He’d probably motorboat it and have the anti-vax committee use it a slip and slide.
Also today on serious hard news channel CNN:
"Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes"
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/science/orcas-ramming-sunfish
Also NYTIMES (gift link):
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/science/orcas-sunfish-ramming.html?unlocked_article_code=1.z1A.0_4Y.HeDIBahaXaM5&smid=url-share
Yeah but NYTimes has to use elitist words like "pulverize" whereas CNN is more like "watch fish go kablamo!"
See now, I did not know fisches had cable. Or even tee vees.
They do. They keep it secrets.
Sharks are masters of the ocean. They swim around, they eat everything that lives, and they don't give a shit about anything at all.
Yeah, that is a bit out of the ordinary. Women prefer to murder in passive ways.
Poison being No. 1. They like cutting brake lines, garage doors, weird "accidents."
Then again, it is the country that invented golf.
Boy is it ever tuff nowadays to be a Congress person. So many things to decide. Everyday.
Seafood or steaks for dinner. Tech lobby likes seafood. Oil lobby likes steak.
In the old days Big Steel and Big Banks didn't care. Whatever your wife wanted that night.
At least there's still Big Pharma to break the tie.
And then there's bills and shit. Who to take money from. War and Peace. They get no break.
"House votes to end Iran war, but Senate Republicans vote to let Trump continue waging it."
--NBC.
OT:
If Uue are an Intelligent Hoomin, let's please watch things that are interesting and really cool.
Such movies and clips abound on the Film Boards of Canada website.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqlxvvw06pqo
Yes, that's where the group got the name. It's not the group's website, though. That's this:
https://boardsofcanada.com/
Birb has given Uue An Educate.
You should check out their channel: some truly exceptional documentaries to be had (e.g., "KANEHSATAKE: 270 Years of Resistance").
https://www.youtube.com/user/nfb
One of the best things I liked about growing up in En Why Cee was the huge variety of Tee Bee stations.
Our local PBS and UHF channels - yes, we had those - had the weirdest shit imaginable. My brother and I would come home and watch Film Boards cartoons.
I remember one that had a guy in a beret painting with mayonnaise on a wall. He was yelling, "God is mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is love."
TBF, “dumocrats” is not Grampa Assmouth’s worst nickname. But his whole “Take off the B; most people don’t even know ‘dumb’ has a B” schtick is just stupid. I mean look at the word written out…if I saw that without knowing the genesis I’d think it sounded like “doomocrat.” Why not keep the B? “Dumbocrat” makes just as much sense. My guess is HE was baffled by the silent B, and since it didn’t make sense to him he broke it and threw it away.
C- at best. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
RW trolls were using dumocrat for years before Anusface McPuddingbrain learned about it.
Your analysis is sound.
Thinking "dumb" has no b is proof dillhole doesn't read.
"the documentary film 2000 Mules"
Assumes facts not in evidence.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqlxvvw06pqo
OT:
Oh noes! Camels are so overheated in the desert, they are falling down!
Yes, in Africa, the camels are getting tired, they need water, they gotta sit down for a little bit
- I may have posted it before, it's still a good story
I heard the Egyptian authorities are phasing out the use of camels for tourist excursions around the pyramids at Giza, likely sensibly so, poor critters.
Yeah. That's good.
I read that babby camels are dying!
Oh yeees. Is Big Sads.
This Country Is in Deep Trouble’: Leon Panetta Sounds Alarm on Iran War
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/this-country-is-in-deep-trouble-leon-panetta-sounds-alarm-on-iran-war/
𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑂𝑈 𝑡𝑜 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦 — 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦 — 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼𝑟𝑎𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑢𝑧. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑢𝑙𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠.
No, Leon, the "bad mistake" was starting this stupid shit, egged on by a genocidal maniac and with an idiot in charge of the DoD, in the first place.
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬, 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐮𝐳 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐲.
That isn't going to end pretty as fuckface had no plan going into hostilities to begin with. Still doesn't.
They are going to win by rubbing testosterone cream on the missiles.
And then Franky Graham Cracker will bless each missile in the name of Jesus.
Today on the DOJ Clown Show Hour: DOJ withdraws its subpoenas to the NYT, and the government no longer seeks a "Jew list" from Princeton.
Cockeyed Kash and Dumb-as-shit Blanche are so bad at this.
I read that the evidence against the Olympic athlete is "missing".
“I meant to do that.” — Pee Wee Herman
I believe you mean Pinky Herman!
Is that his evil twin? I miss stuff not having a TV for seven years.
Some Trump said. It's in this morning's Tabs.
Amazing.