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Well, NOW IT ALL IS MAKING SENSE!

I have seen quite a few movies where someone has been decapitated by helicopter blades, therefore, now you see: the headless corpses in the desert as told by Jan "Kunai Finger" Brewer? Totally true!

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I find this comment very easy to masturbate to.

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There's a serious sociological theory that the south's recent rise in population and influence is due to refrigeration and air-conditioning. Without those things, food spoils quickly (death tacos) and people die of heatstroke (death rays).

The explanation for the crazy is along the lines of lingering, pre-coolant culture. Also in-breeding.

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The one world order we're getting is from sending our money to buy petroleum from people who hate us. The money we spend on gasoline every few seconds represents al Queda's cost of the 9/11 attacks. Thanks SUV drivers!

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The stupid is strong in Arizona.

OT: I turned down some consulting work in that state last week because AZ apparently has wierd rules regarding engineering reciprocity. When I talked to the nice man at their State's board of engineer licensing, he said it best: "Don't be suprised, this is Arizona."

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Fill it with uranium tailings!

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Out of my cold dead hands.

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The photo of that lovely lady has left me gasping for air.

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If they're smart, they'll require fracking so later they can light a campfire with that water.

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But it's a <i>dry</i> stupid.

(Props to the Wonketteer who first posted this.)

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