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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mexicans whose families have lived in America for 25,000 years.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Elect Rick Perry so American can be worth some glass beads and whiskey again!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Better be the long form receipt.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm kinda thinking the rest of us can secede and leave Arizona by itself. Or use the same plan to make Texas the Lone Star State again.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If the Republicans are back to birth certificates, they've truly given up on 2012.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You are so wise. And mysterious. Like an enigma wrapped in a tortilla wrapped in wax paper. The best taco is no taco. WAIT, I'm wrong. The best taco is from Juan's Authentic.

The Quirk's avatar

I'm waaaay out east in Bewilderment. Isn't Arpaio that bad-ass Texas sherriff from the old commercials? "Boy, you in a heap o' trouble!"

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Fantum's idea of <a href="http:\/\/www.nationformarriage.org\/site\/c.omL2KeN0LzH\/b.7511255\/k.E0CE\/Maggie_Gallagher_Chairman_of_the_Board.htm" target="_blank"> sexxxy.</a> Three chins, creamy white skin, and bangs, fucking <i>bangs.</i>

fuflans's avatar

i do not quite follow your conclusion that we should be wearing bags on our heads.

other than that though, very well reasoned arguments. certainly, you have convinced me.

fuflans's avatar

on the plus side, the more he investigates barry, the less time for all of his other crap.

fuflans's avatar

i think he's kinda sweet. cutting and pasting and being all phantom and stealth like with his nonsense.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You go over there and your brain starts turning to sawdust. Yet, you remain a physiologically functioning person.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seriously...who'da thunk that there would be a "news organization" that made the National Enquirer seem reasoned and honest?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

His empire is not a news organization. It's the propaganda branch of the GOP.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

B is for <i>Butthole</i>, right? Because the normal acronym doesn't quite work.