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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Yeah, next they'll be teaching the kids about the "Axiom of Choice" and make them all pro-choice!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there are lots of sane people here in Tucson- we just keep getting outvoted by all the idjits from Phoenix

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Jared James's avatar

Just read the Bobble!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If he's homomorphic, he'd better keep it to himself. This is Arizona.

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bobbert's avatar

He could certainly rotate on <i>something</i>.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, Euclid say that.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Equivalent, man, <i>equivalent!</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Just B<i>cos.</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Riiiiight! What's a cubit?"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

John Barleycorn must die.

Shoe sizes in the US and UK are based on the ancient Anglo Saxon "barleycorn" unit of length.

1 barleycorn = Γ’Β…Β“ inch.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Mind your scruples, VIF. Keep errors to a minim.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Q. What are the two most suggestive numbers in the Roman numeral system?

A. The Roman notations for 59 and 509.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought it was in Daytona, FL.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

If you understand Arizona-Oklahoma politician logic correctly, you need to get back on your meds.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I buleeve that chllins r da futer.

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