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Yeah, next they'll be teaching the kids about the "Axiom of Choice" and make them all pro-choice!

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there are lots of sane people here in Tucson- we just keep getting outvoted by all the idjits from Phoenix

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Just read the Bobble!

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If he's homomorphic, he'd better keep it to himself. This is Arizona.

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Your browser history was written by the wieners?

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He could certainly rotate on <i>something</i>.

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Well, Euclid say that.

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Equivalent, man, <i>equivalent!</i>

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Just B<i>cos.</i>

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"Riiiiight! What's a cubit?"

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John Barleycorn must die.

Shoe sizes in the US and UK are based on the ancient Anglo Saxon "barleycorn" unit of length.

1 barleycorn = ⅓ inch.

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Mind your scruples, VIF. Keep errors to a minim.

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Q. What are the two most suggestive numbers in the Roman numeral system?

A. The Roman notations for 59 and 509.

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I thought it was in Daytona, FL.

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If you understand Arizona-Oklahoma politician logic correctly, you need to get back on your meds.

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I buleeve that chllins r da futer.

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