In a story that has a hint of Carl Hiaasen's Strip Tease to it -- the novel, not the Demi Moore movie, for godssake -- a Phoenix strip club has endorsed the candidacy of Rev. Jarrett Maupin in the state's Democratic primary. Maupin is one of four Democrats hoping to win the nomination to replace retiring Rep. Ed Pastor in District 7. That would have been five, but the Tea Party loon who
<i>&ldquo;What can I say? I support freedom of speech, single moms and college students,&rdquo; Maupin said. &ldquo;In the long run, it might not be good for (the club). My goal is to help young ladies get their clothes back on.&rdquo;</i>
&quot;For the second straight election, African-American civil-rights activist Reverend Jarrett Maupin has endorsed Republican Congressman Ben Quayle.Yes, politics aside, the Phoenix Democrat wants Quayle to stay in office -- mostly because he&#039;s a cool, young guy.&quot;He&#039;s my nigga,&quot; Maupin tells New Times.&quot;
Progressive Christian? Hey guys, today must be Oxymoron Tuesday!
<i>&ldquo;What can I say? I support freedom of speech, single moms and college students,&rdquo; Maupin said. &ldquo;In the long run, it might not be good for (the club). My goal is to help young ladies get their clothes back on.&rdquo;</i>
Three out of four ain&#039;t bad.
And here I thought that sportsball league was named after Dubya.
Maupin and strippers, tails of the city?
All his campaign contributions are dollar bills.
Pro tip: Strippers just <i>hate</i> it when you throw dollar coins onstage. Or so I have heard.
From somebody&#039;s blog posting in 2012:
&quot;For the second straight election, African-American civil-rights activist Reverend Jarrett Maupin has endorsed Republican Congressman Ben Quayle.Yes, politics aside, the Phoenix Democrat wants Quayle to stay in office -- mostly because he&#039;s a cool, young guy.&quot;He&#039;s my nigga,&quot; Maupin tells New Times.&quot;
Sound like pinkos to me!
Well, when they hit the <i>stage</i> first, sure. Also, it tends to look unsightly when you stuff them in your g-string.
so, like unicorns or bigfoot...