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Painter of Goats's avatar

Progressive Christian? Hey guys, today must be Oxymoron Tuesday!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>“What can I say? I support freedom of speech, single moms and college students,” Maupin said. “In the long run, it might not be good for (the club). My goal is to help young ladies get their clothes back on.”</i>

Three out of four ain't bad.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And here I thought that sportsball league was named after Dubya.

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PubOption's avatar

Maupin and strippers, tails of the city?

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schmannity's avatar

All his campaign contributions are dollar bills.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Pro tip: Strippers just <i>hate</i> it when you throw dollar coins onstage. Or so I have heard.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

From somebody's blog posting in 2012:

"For the second straight election, African-American civil-rights activist Reverend Jarrett Maupin has endorsed Republican Congressman Ben Quayle.Yes, politics aside, the Phoenix Democrat wants Quayle to stay in office -- mostly because he's a cool, young guy."He's my nigga," Maupin tells New Times."

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Sound like pinkos to me!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, when they hit the <i>stage</i> first, sure. Also, it tends to look unsightly when you stuff them in your g-string.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so, like unicorns or bigfoot...

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