Arizona appears to be ahead in the race to the bottom of the electoral-competence barrel, yay! Nearly a week after the election, hundreds of thousands of votes were still waiting to be tallied. To the surprise of absolutely no one, the mess appears to be at least in part a result of the state's efforts to
This site needs an upfist mechanism for the mouse-over text on the pictures. Dok should go through the roof on this one. On a side note, while I understand that the thoroughly disgusting "upfist" fits the Wonkette ethos, I can no longer use the polite alternative "thumbs up" without contemplating where the thumb is going to go.
Here is a fun fact! Arizona driver's licenses do not expire until the driver reaches age 65! If you've ever seen AZ drivers, you know why this is a bad idea.
Thing is, they've got some pretty cool stuff in AZ. The saying is: Love it or leave it. Shouldn't those crying 'secession' have to move out?
Wow...A black president for two terms...openly gay members of congress...open bi members of congress. Fucking Maine gives gay marriage the green light. Sure, it's cliche, but here ya go...
Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'.
Seems like they could just go down to the local Home Depot and hire some nice Mexicans to help count ballots. Oh, that's right, this is Arizona.
Well Washington state, natch. You&#039;ve got Seattle and you&#039;re close to Canada. Yeah, your western part looks dangerously close to that place where white people like to form militias, but Maine putting up gay marriage to a popular vote and winning, in the words of Joe, is a big fucking deal. Seriously northern Maine carries some clout...it&#039;s like Idaho without so many guns. Hell, someone once came up with the bright idea to buy families in the County snowmobiles as a way to cut down on incest.<br /><br /><br />---
Oh my...
Still seems more enjoyable than an eternity in heaven stuck with those guys.
doc i don&#039;t know what that picture is or where it&#039;s from but it&#039;s pretty awesome.
This site needs an upfist mechanism for the mouse-over text on the pictures. Dok should go through the roof on this one. On a side note, while I understand that the thoroughly disgusting &quot;upfist&quot; fits the Wonkette ethos, I can no longer use the polite alternative &quot;thumbs up&quot; without contemplating where the thumb is going to go.
486,405 ballots still have to be counted
WEER GONNA NEED MOAR FEET!
You are correct of course. My typing is too fast for my bran tonight.
Here is a fun fact! Arizona driver&#039;s licenses do not expire until the driver reaches age 65! If you&#039;ve ever seen AZ drivers, you know why this is a bad idea.
Elbonia?
<blockquote>DOJ had sent federal observers to Maricopa County to monitor polling place activity on Election Day.</blockquote>
The article does not say if these observers wore sky blue uniforms and helmets with &quot;UN&quot; boldly emblazoned on them.
Thing is, they&#039;ve got some pretty cool stuff in AZ. The saying is: Love it or leave it. Shouldn&#039;t those crying &#039;secession&#039; have to move out?
And, BTW - Spooooooon!
It&#039;s not like there is anything else to do in Arizona.
That sounds like it would really, really hurt.
Wow...A black president for two terms...openly gay members of congress...open bi members of congress. Fucking Maine gives gay marriage the green light. Sure, it&#039;s cliche, but here ya go...
Come gather &#039;round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You&#039;ll be drenched to the bone If your time to you Is worth savin&#039; Then you better start swimmin&#039; Or you&#039;ll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin&#039;.
Seems like they could just go down to the local Home Depot and hire some nice Mexicans to help count ballots. Oh, that&#039;s right, this is Arizona.
Well Washington state, natch. You&#039;ve got Seattle and you&#039;re close to Canada. Yeah, your western part looks dangerously close to that place where white people like to form militias, but Maine putting up gay marriage to a popular vote and winning, in the words of Joe, is a big fucking deal. Seriously northern Maine carries some clout...it&#039;s like Idaho without so many guns. Hell, someone once came up with the bright idea to buy families in the County snowmobiles as a way to cut down on incest.<br /><br /><br />---