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SullivanSt's avatar

Still seems more enjoyable than an eternity in heaven stuck with those guys.

fuflans's avatar

doc i don't know what that picture is or where it's from but it's pretty awesome.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

This site needs an upfist mechanism for the mouse-over text on the pictures. Dok should go through the roof on this one. On a side note, while I understand that the thoroughly disgusting "upfist" fits the Wonkette ethos, I can no longer use the polite alternative "thumbs up" without contemplating where the thumb is going to go.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

486,405 ballots still have to be counted

WEER GONNA NEED MOAR FEET!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You are correct of course. My typing is too fast for my bran tonight.

diogenez's avatar

Here is a fun fact! Arizona driver's licenses do not expire until the driver reaches age 65! If you've ever seen AZ drivers, you know why this is a bad idea.

Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>DOJ had sent federal observers to Maricopa County to monitor polling place activity on Election Day.</blockquote>

The article does not say if these observers wore sky blue uniforms and helmets with "UN" boldly emblazoned on them.

diogenez's avatar

Thing is, they've got some pretty cool stuff in AZ. The saying is: Love it or leave it. Shouldn't those crying 'secession' have to move out?

diogenez's avatar

And, BTW - Spooooooon!

TundraGrifter's avatar

It's not like there is anything else to do in Arizona.

TundraGrifter's avatar

That sounds like it would really, really hurt.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wow...A black president for two terms...openly gay members of congress...open bi members of congress. Fucking Maine gives gay marriage the green light. Sure, it's cliche, but here ya go...

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seems like they could just go down to the local Home Depot and hire some nice Mexicans to help count ballots. Oh, that's right, this is Arizona.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well Washington state, natch. You've got Seattle and you're close to Canada. Yeah, your western part looks dangerously close to that place where white people like to form militias, but Maine putting up gay marriage to a popular vote and winning, in the words of Joe, is a big fucking deal. Seriously northern Maine carries some clout...it's like Idaho without so many guns. Hell, someone once came up with the bright idea to buy families in the County snowmobiles as a way to cut down on incest.<br /><br /><br />---