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eddi_TBH's avatar

Political freefall is more like a quantum jump. One instant they are at the top, the next they hit bottom. But it is a false vacuum state. The real bottom is waiting for the least disturbance to send everyone plunging deeper.

eddi_TBH's avatar

The Tea Party will cheer the idea of no government interference in their lives. Until the disability checks start bouncing.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Hey! those two had class. Try Martin and Lewis.

eddi_TBH's avatar

"Nice House of Representatives you got there. Be a pity if it burned down."

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

When the United States falls apart, which does seem to be the trajectory of our national unglueing, history will write on its tombstone: Died of suicide.

Amy!'s avatar

R-Why? is a damned good question.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Yep, we haven't had this much fun since Caligula appointed a horse to the Roman Senate.

/FFS

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Any time I see the words "freedom" "America" or "eagle" I know it's some dumb fucking GOP plan to screw the poor and middle class.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♫ Let the eagle soar,Like it never soared before. ♫

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Suicide by Murdoch. The most painful kind.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Needz moar AMERICA and FREEDOM!!!!

Wookie Monster's avatar

Look, all they want is to protect every American's freedom to work longer hours for less money. How can you be against that??

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

They also want to protect my right to have a baby I don't want, and not let me marry someone of the same sex. Why won't I just do what they know is best for me?

Karen Marie's avatar

If Sshweikert is so hot to trot, why isn't he asking for the job?

Wookie Monster's avatar

Don't make me post a link to a Lee Greenwood video. I'll do it!