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eddi_TBH's avatar

Political freefall is more like a quantum jump. One instant they are at the top, the next they hit bottom. But it is a false vacuum state. The real bottom is waiting for the least disturbance to send everyone plunging deeper.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

The Tea Party will cheer the idea of no government interference in their lives. Until the disability checks start bouncing.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Hey! those two had class. Try Martin and Lewis.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

"Nice House of Representatives you got there. Be a pity if it burned down."

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

When the United States falls apart, which does seem to be the trajectory of our national unglueing, history will write on its tombstone: Died of suicide.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

There is that.

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Amy!'s avatar

R-Why? is a damned good question.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Yep, we haven't had this much fun since Caligula appointed a horse to the Roman Senate.

/FFS

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Any time I see the words "freedom" "America" or "eagle" I know it's some dumb fucking GOP plan to screw the poor and middle class.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♫ Let the eagle soar,Like it never soared before. ♫

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Suicide by Murdoch. The most painful kind.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Needz moar AMERICA and FREEDOM!!!!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Look, all they want is to protect every American's freedom to work longer hours for less money. How can you be against that??

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

They also want to protect my right to have a baby I don't want, and not let me marry someone of the same sex. Why won't I just do what they know is best for me?

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Karen Marie's avatar

If Sshweikert is so hot to trot, why isn't he asking for the job?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Don't make me post a link to a Lee Greenwood video. I'll do it!

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