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Incoming Ham's avatar

Sarah Palin had the "prick" part of her comment correct.

Painter of Goats's avatar

My own rescue cat threatened to bite my arm for just reading this....or possibly 'cause I touched his tummy while scratching him. Nobody touches the tummy, ya hear? NOBODY.

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Hope everyone caught <a href="http:\/\/bielzebubba.tumblr.com\/post\/63483125842\/stephen-colbert-demonstrates-how-govt-shutdown-is" target="_blank">Colbert's demonstration of the "pinprick" concept. </a>

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Guinea pigs could become a viable source of protein for more people. They are relatively cheap to feed, don't take up a lot of space and you can use the leftovers to make lots of furry vests and slippers. The down side is the sqealing during their adorable love-making will keep you awake all night.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>In a written statement, Brewer said that the actual number of families denied aid was actually 3,200; there was no explanation of the discrepancy between the two numbers.</i>

And the missing 2,000? It's ok, they have already been served. Do have another slice of Lasoygna, won't you?

PsycWench's avatar

Paging Imelda Marcos?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<strong>CONSERVATISM</strong>: when being an A$$HOLE isn't enough!

Ikimizi's avatar

How are we going to end poverty if we keep feeding the poors?

Ikimizi's avatar

I've got this.