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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

....framed for a blowjob he didn’t receive.

I'm willing to give it a home, if it's still out there.

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texasace00's avatar

Arizona is a silly place

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juniorfriggster's avatar

Ya busted!*my blingee blongee'd* :'o[

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notanncoulter's avatar

wait wait wait...i can get cigarettes and matches for that?i've been doing it all wrong :(

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Beowoof14's avatar

Constitutional conservatives with absolutely no knowledge of the constitution. And cigarettes and matches for a bj, the cheap bastard should have given her a lighter.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"There may have been a mysterious one-armed man involved, too, for all we know."

Or a mysterious no-armed man? It's all starting to make sense. The real blow-job recipient has to have a fapping disability.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

How do we know these prisoners are on the O-level?

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unionthuggery's avatar

The police unions forgot that an injury to one is an injury to all. They abandoned solidarity for their own sweetheart deals, and now they get to reap the rewards. They should have known better. It takes a special kind of idiot to work in government service, in a union job, and vote/support the people that constantly talk shit about unions and government workers.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"(Yr Wonkette actually thinks that’s a good idea, seeing as how polygraphs are crap science)."

Don'tcha hate it when there is one tiny kernel of truth in a huge pile of bullshit?

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

If that lady was my mom, she would have been trying to pass a law that made it legal for wives to cut off their husband's dick, after they received blow jobs from inmates in the shower. The daughter is a doormat, the son in law is a creep, and the senator is a fucking idiot.

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unionthuggery's avatar

The unions that supported Scott Walker are dupes and class traitors. Too dumb to realize that they only get special treatment until the right-wingers don't need them anymore to protect them from the disenfranchised and poor. After the others are thoroughly broken, they'll be next.

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TrufflePig58's avatar

There's a pony in there somewhere!

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say wha's avatar

If only Timothy had been named Mike this tale would have been priceless.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Christ, I knew we couldn't stay out of the news for long...

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CthuNHu's avatar

If loving women behind bars is wrong, there ain't nothing right. If that ain't in the Constitution, it oughta be.

[actually reads story]

Oh, screw this guy. And his "Family values? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" monster-in-law.

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Wonkaholic's avatar

It's a space peanut!

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