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When does Wal-Mart start applying the Arkansas law nationwide after they claim to be an Arkansan Company?

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Keep fucking that sister-chicken, Arkansas. Legally, no doubt.

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Discriminating against gays is OK because....

I give up. How does this make sense?

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Because Bibble says so!

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Keep marching backwards, teatwits.

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So here's what we do, we let the south be its own country and then put sanctions on them for the numerous human rights violations while having an open policy on gay and lesbian refugees as it slides into the third world country it so desperately wants to be.

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Vidal Sassoon?

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Somehow, though I have not figured out how, that is government overreach.

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Man Eureka Springs is one gay-ass town, as anyone who knows gingerbread molding can tell you.

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Tyson, huh? Keep fuckin' that chicken.

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Brilliant, courageous, smooth-talkin' Ballinger needs uniformity. If every Arkie can't live in a place where discrimination is banned, then gol dang it, no one gets to.

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“There are some things on a statewide basis we deal with all the time, such as murder and fraud"

Don't forget the statewide reach of a really dim legislature.

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Well I do believe we should start checking with Senator Hester's closet to see if anything would show who he really is. I don't get it on attracting business, most businesses are usually willing to take gay dollars right along with the straight ones. And the ones that don't aren't really people who don't know a lot about business.

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Is it necessary to qualify a benign rebuke as pushing someone into a mud pile with "as votes"? All they get is dirty which the inbred swine already are.

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So none Dittoheads in Arkansas?

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Isn’t it punishment enough just to be living in Arkansas?

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