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"All so proper storage of Electronics, batteries and emergency vehicals and other means of transportation for county wide use."

His grammar, syntax and spelling may be suspect, but at least he's neat.

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He is disturbed, off his meds, has threatened violence, and has firearms. What he actually might do is kill someone.

Instead of getting all that surplus military hardware, local law enforcement might try investing in training for dealing with mental illness. Probably half the convicts clogging prisons are in need of psych help.

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He wanted to reach his base. Doesn't get any more basic than the Thrifty Nickel.

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"...hang you in a tree, put a diaper on you and hit you with a switch..."

Dayum- that's some particularly interesting rural-fringe fetish BDSM you've got going on there, Grampa Smurf.

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How much did he make on that Thrifty Nickel ad? Just askin'.

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HE is from southern Arkansas (Texarkana is mentioned) which is flat land country, not hillybilly country. We who live in the Ozarks (hillbilly country) we have enough social burdens to account for, up here what with, the Duggars (Tontitown) being from up here AND we have Walmart (Bentonville) and Tyson Foods (Springdale) global HQ's.

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These Krishchunz just LOVE to take the law into their own hands.

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He was so bored since Cruz dropped out .

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At least you have the beard. I'm fucking nuts

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Will they buy me out of my house at market value, and give me some cash to get by for a couple years? If so, we may have a deal.

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Cyan, magenta! And Manic Miner. The screechy loading noise!

Bloody weans today wouldn't know what to do with a cassette!

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Little-known fact*: billionaire fundies the Wilks brothers are long-term subscribers to the Thrifty Nickel.

*not actually a fact

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I'm not not sure either. :) RAW was serious about his philosophy of uncertainty and I admit that kind of appeals to me.

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Nope. County Sheriff, the highest office in the land!

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What took him out of the running? Refusing to splurge on a gold-plated yuuge army to overthrowm the government? The tree diapers?

It's can't be the criminal charges part, because Corey Lewandowski.

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Well, Texarkana does straddle AR and TX, so I will believe it happened on "their" side.

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