We all have family members who are fuck-ups, right? Uncle Larry who gives a creepy smile to the 14-year-old cousins at the family reunion, or Aunt Peg who has four DUIs. Back in Biblical times, the sins of family were sometimes used to punish innocent people. But that was long ago when people still believed that talking snakes handed out fruit at Eden’s Downtown Organic Farmer’s Market. We have evolved beyond such silly notions as “visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation,” because we all know that the only part of the Old Testament that matters is the part about teh gays' unnatural sexytimes and how they should be stoned to death because ewwww.
You don't fall into fascism with the fascists you want or wish to have at a future time - you have fascism with the embarrassing Arkansas dip fuck moron fascists that you have.
Every slack-jawed inbred defendant is entitled to a jury of his peers. You probably should have been excused from the jury on those grounds, actually -- didn't they ask you if you went to college, during the voir dire?
Just like those pesky parts of the Bible.
Yes, but you never go out of style.
I've written laws...do they call me Todd the lawmaker? No? But you blow...ah never mind.
Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten You can't pick very much cotton,
Well done.
So, let me get this straight. Grandpa made a bad deal on Egyptian cotton and I have to do the time for it?
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right?
I was waiting for this. You never disappoint, sir.
You don't fall into fascism with the fascists you want or wish to have at a future time - you have fascism with the embarrassing Arkansas dip fuck moron fascists that you have.
Pinochet?
Isn't this bill just a little collectivist? I don't think Ayn would approve.
Every slack-jawed inbred defendant is entitled to a jury of his peers. You probably should have been excused from the jury on those grounds, actually -- didn't they ask you if you went to college, during the voir dire?
So the right is embracing Fascism openly now.
At least they've come out of the ideology closet.
You can lead Cotton to the Constitution, but you can't make him read anything but the 2nd & 10th Amendments.
And the Bush twins. Poor girls haven't even had time to create their own legacy of fuck-ups yet.
Talk like a pirate much?