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WA Bishop's avatar

Just like those pesky parts of the Bible.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes, but you never go out of style.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I've written laws...do they call me Todd the lawmaker? No? But you blow...ah never mind.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten You can't pick very much cotton,

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well done.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, let me get this straight. Grandpa made a bad deal on Egyptian cotton and I have to do the time for it?

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Shypixel's avatar

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right?

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Shypixel's avatar

I was waiting for this. You never disappoint, sir.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You don't fall into fascism with the fascists you want or wish to have at a future time - you have fascism with the embarrassing Arkansas dip fuck moron fascists that you have.

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PubOption's avatar

Pinochet?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Isn't this bill just a little collectivist? I don't think Ayn would approve.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Every slack-jawed inbred defendant is entitled to a jury of his peers. You probably should have been excused from the jury on those grounds, actually -- didn't they ask you if you went to college, during the voir dire?

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Shypixel's avatar

So the right is embracing Fascism openly now.

At least they've come out of the ideology closet.

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Shypixel's avatar

You can lead Cotton to the Constitution, but you can't make him read anything but the 2nd & 10th Amendments.

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Shypixel's avatar

And the Bush twins. Poor girls haven't even had time to create their own legacy of fuck-ups yet.

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Shypixel's avatar

Talk like a pirate much?

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