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WA Bishop's avatar

Just like those pesky parts of the Bible.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes, but you never go out of style.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I've written laws...do they call me Todd the lawmaker? No? But you blow...ah never mind.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten You can't pick very much cotton,

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, let me get this straight. Grandpa made a bad deal on Egyptian cotton and I have to do the time for it?

Shypixel's avatar

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right?

Shypixel's avatar

I was waiting for this. You never disappoint, sir.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You don't fall into fascism with the fascists you want or wish to have at a future time - you have fascism with the embarrassing Arkansas dip fuck moron fascists that you have.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Isn't this bill just a little collectivist? I don't think Ayn would approve.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Every slack-jawed inbred defendant is entitled to a jury of his peers. You probably should have been excused from the jury on those grounds, actually -- didn't they ask you if you went to college, during the voir dire?

Shypixel's avatar

So the right is embracing Fascism openly now.

At least they've come out of the ideology closet.

Shypixel's avatar

You can lead Cotton to the Constitution, but you can't make him read anything but the 2nd & 10th Amendments.

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And the Bush twins. Poor girls haven't even had time to create their own legacy of fuck-ups yet.

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Talk like a pirate much?