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That's why Newt wanted students to do it.

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Ain't 9mm that un-American <i>metric</i> system? Those teachers should be carrying 1/3" Glocks or nothin'.

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Math quiz: "I know what you're asking yourself Johnny. Did I fire five shots or six? Well, in all the excitement I kinda lost track. So you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you Johnny?"

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Just sprinkle some sawdust on it.

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take the last bullet train...

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I can hear the cheerleaders chanting, "Mow them down, mow them down, waaaaay down!"

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an .88 magnum- It shoots through schools

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They could use some of those in Arizona, Florida, Texas and the Carolinas.

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But that's how we find the bubbling crude.

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Wouldn't it be funny if, after all the teachers are tooled up at district expense, they decided to form a union?

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Parents will be required to sign a waiver.

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"We can't bargain collectively? Well, I'll just let the law firm of Smith and Wesson address that"

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I thought that was wrapped up by the 70s.

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Guns: Better than Ritalin at keeping kids quiet and attentive at school.

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WTF parents would let their kids go to such a school? This is the most insane thing this morning, but the day has only begun

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At least now two of the R's actually start with R.

Baby steps...

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