Lots of state legislatures, those cute little incubators of democracy, have suggested that teachers pack heat because post-Newtown you can't be too careful, you know.
Math quiz: "I know what you're asking yourself Johnny. Did I fire five shots or six? Well, in all the excitement I kinda lost track. So you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you Johnny?"
That's why Newt wanted students to do it.
Ain&#039;t 9mm that un-American <i>metric</i> system? Those teachers should be carrying 1/3&quot; Glocks or nothin&#039;.
Math quiz: &quot;I know what you&#039;re asking yourself Johnny. Did I fire five shots or six? Well, in all the excitement I kinda lost track. So you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you Johnny?&quot;
Just sprinkle some sawdust on it.
take the last bullet train...
I can hear the cheerleaders chanting, &quot;Mow them down, mow them down, waaaaay down!&quot;
an .88 magnum- It shoots through schools
They could use some of those in Arizona, Florida, Texas and the Carolinas.
But that&#039;s how we find the bubbling crude.
Wouldn&#039;t it be funny if, after all the teachers are tooled up at district expense, they decided to form a union?
Parents will be required to sign a waiver.
&quot;We can&#039;t bargain collectively? Well, I&#039;ll just let the law firm of Smith and Wesson address that&quot;
I thought that was wrapped up by the 70s.
Guns: Better than Ritalin at keeping kids quiet and attentive at school.
WTF parents would let their kids go to such a school? This is the most insane thing this morning, but the day has only begun
At least now two of the R&#039;s actually start with R.
Baby steps...