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pumpkinspiceheroincat's avatar

Absolutely not! Who sets the sentence anyways? You know, like picking up cans for DUIs...oh, right. The judge.

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pumpkinspiceheroincat's avatar

Yeah, those hotrodders were just ASKING for it.

Shouldna wore that bright orange jumpsuit.

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

Six years, six years he got away with this behavior. It's almost as if the councils, judges and cops abuse their power in small townships and parishes?

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JAWs's avatar

This is something that happened, right? And not just David Decoteau remake of Chained Heat?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The judge has a can-do-them attitude.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

MARKIE POST LIBELZZZZZ!!!!!!11!111!!!!!!1!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Mannatech or GTFO!

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

bet his insurance has his boner pills covered

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

oh, and were those "gifts" (oh my, we daren't say "sexual bribes"! heavens to Murgatroyd NO!) paid for from kick-backs from a private prison, where all the not-hot not-white not-little boy kiddies were sent?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

How does the concept of "consent" work again?

I think every single prisoner in this sordid history is a victim of judicially-enforced rape and that's not snark.

Once again, hats off to the Arkansas Times!

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danteardenz's avatar

Oh Bybull Belt Arkansas .The base of all morality,and patriotism !Huckabee, Cotton and more !I bet this creep was on the Carsons short list for his Attorney General !

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

OT: OH, hey, those "common sense protections for women" that Texas implemented has led to home abortions, according to the newsfolk at NBC.

http://www.nbcnews.com/heal...

Headline is a little misleading, maybe. The "home abortions" they are talking about are teas and Messican drugs. For now.

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RogationDays's avatar

Friend of Huckabee?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dream big!

That's what the judge said...

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JAWs's avatar

And you know he's one of those types that doesn't wear anything under his robe, either.

"Er, yeah, keep that hand on te gavel, there, you Honor."

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