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fuflans's avatar

troll: the weekend approacheth. This means we will be drinking and upfisting each other and you should be out playing with that one friend brietbart.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I dont let Dubya escape responsibility by making Cheney a puppeteer.

George W Bush took the oath of office and failed. He failed on 9/11 to keep America safe. He failed to balance the budget after his faith-based tax-cut stimulus didn't work. He sent soldiers to lose their lives and limbs in Iraq to resolve his Oedipal issues. He shredded the Constitution. He tortured prisoners, inviting reprisals on our soldiers and citizens.

He left America far, far worse than he got it. George W Bush did that.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Next those pesky kids will be walking all over John McCain's lawn.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Somewhere Keith Olbermann just high-fived himself.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Human Centipede Zero - The Beginnings

The Quirk's avatar

Pretty much everybody?

The Quirk's avatar

According to my copy of Son Of Origins (and God bless Stan Lee), Fury was handpicked by none other than Tony (Iron Man) Stark hisself!

The Quirk's avatar

And no Daily Show FOREVER.

The Quirk's avatar

That explains Wonkette Junior.

fuflans's avatar

oh man I just rewatched that today. Such fittng ends.

Fartknocker's avatar

After reading this well written post (thank you Wonkette Jr.) I asked my beautiful 14 year old daugher (who is enjoying her first day of summer school vacation) who she believed were the 5 worst people in the world. Now understand she lives in Austin, and we're pretty much known as a liberal bastion of lazy bastards (according to my Republican friends) so here is her response:

1) Rick Perry 2) Karl Rove 3) Dick Cheney 4) Osama Bin Laden 5) Phil Gramm

Kids...You gotta love em!

PsycWench's avatar

Well, that one parent was real unhappy that the tape could be peeled off. You'd think it was Free Speech brand tape.

schmannity's avatar

The got an education despite Huckabee.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I had no plans for the weekend, but now with the amount of laughing I'll be doing at this, I find myself overbooked.