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They're just trying to maintain an Arkansas tradition: home schooling is how sex ed happens.

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Ya know, them paternity tests is kinda infringing on mens' freedumbs. I'm surprised they haven't gotten around to banning 'em.

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Appropriate: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8Aklcw">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Surprise Parenthood!

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Mom, where do babies come from? Arkansas honey, Arkansas.

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Sexually active teens need tax cuts, not sex ed.

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...that would be an AWESOME question to ask: "Congressman, would you support abortion in the case of inter-galactic rape?"

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Beware of the beaver. <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4883067...">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol...

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If Planned Parenthood would just give out a few campaign contributions, I'm sure the politicians could arrange for funding in an amount larger than the contributions.

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They can still learn all about sex from the internet.

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In the womb: sacred human life. Out of the womb: target for next lunatic with a bible or an AK-47 ... because FREEDUM

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Do not knock eager beavers.

Knock them up, sure, but ...

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Yay for Arkansas!! Where you can be proud to be morally opposed to your sister using birth control when you're having sex with her.

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...JESUS CHRIST!!! What in the holy FUKK is up with Republicans pushing legislation that has abso-FUKKING-lutely no bearing on reality?! First legislation on on defunding ACORN(which no longer exist), then Agenda 21", now legistlation to defund an organization that isn't funded in the first place!!! What next, a law against human/alien hybrids?!?!

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