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I'd like to share some advice for Mike Huckabee (who has called for the judge to be impeached) that comes from Kurt Vonnegut:

"Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?"

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<i>Looks like Arkansas will have to wait just a little longer for that beacon of freedom to shine, as the Arkansas Supreme Court just smeared homophobic shit all over it. </i>

I think they're just too afraid to stick that beacon where the sun don't shine.

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Surely, Lou Holtz has some fucked up thoughts on the subject, so I am withholding comment until he slogs in.

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Just tell them the gays trying to get married are cousins.

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Can the non-hetrosexuals still get learner's permit?

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Any other hairs the Arkansas Supreme Court would like to split?

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The truly righteous haven't been bullied to the maximum extent possible by the discriminating gay agenda.

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I'm sure they'll find some couple brave enough to call the court's Pine Bluff.

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That story was awesome. As it turned out (SPOILER) the cat was in cahoots with the Bilderbergers and Freddie Mercury (who faked his death) and it was all staged to distract from Benghazi.

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My own experience has convinced me that there is political diversity in every nook and cranny in this country. No region, no state, no city, no county, no congressional district (even with gerrymandering) is a monolith. Liberal New York City elected Republican mayors five times in a row. My own very rural Congressional district, which has been solidly Republican since the Civil War and which is still a place where Republican party registration vastly outnumbers Democratic registration, was carried in recent Presidential elections by Clinton, Clinton, Kerry, Obama, Obama, was carried by Hillary in both of her Senate campaigns (good god we hated to see her go) and in the last two elections has sent a Democrat to Congress.

Signed, Low income, white, older, rural, male and liberal as fuck.

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