Come, gather round ye heathens and lets us learn a little something today about Arkansas, shall we? Shut up, it won't kill you, it's not Texas. Okay, what do we know about this fair state? It brought us Wal-Mart, so that sucks. Then there's all the Duggars and counting, gross. Also, Bill Clinton was its governor and Hillary cried the first time she ever saw it after she found out she was moving there. It is also one of the top 10 fattest states with a 30 percent obesity rate, ranks 45th in education, and is the third-poorest state in the nation. But wait, there's more! They are number 1 in one thing - well, the only one actually. Arkansas is the one and only state in the nation with a law that says you can be
Yeah, but betcha Arkansas is near the top in important stuff, like (per capita): *churches *abstinence-only programs *illiteracy *low taxes *gun ownership *trailer parks *diabetes
Huckabee enacted this right? Because Joseph and Mary couldn't pay the rent at the inn. It was getting a free night in a stable that made Jesus all squishy about taking care of "the poor" instead kicking their asses (buttocks, not work animals commonly used at the time) to the curb (metaphorically because there were no curbs back then). Lazy stable squatting takers.
I think that's how we got them in the first place, something to do with fish farms, maybe.
Yeah, but betcha Arkansas is near the top in important stuff, like (per capita): *churches *abstinence-only programs *illiteracy *low taxes *gun ownership *trailer parks *diabetes
Just a hunch.
Coco Chanel? I think Black Oak Arkansas were at the top.
Huckabee enacted this right? Because Joseph and Mary couldn't pay the rent at the inn. It was getting a free night in a stable that made Jesus all squishy about taking care of "the poor" instead kicking their asses (buttocks, not work animals commonly used at the time) to the curb (metaphorically because there were no curbs back then). Lazy stable squatting takers.