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A good antibiotic will fix that.

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This is 12 years too late.

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I hope that Dick's new ticker doesn't stop cold in his sleep the first night home from the hospital. Yes, I'm going to ideate about how I wouldn't want that to happen.

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If I had a dick that looked like Boehner, I'd castrate myself.<br /><br />---

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Getting the toothpaste back in the tube would be a million times easier.

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<i>The few things she said <strike>were</strike> seemed intelligent.</i>

While he was staring at her knees. Five minutes later, he couldn't recall what she'd said. I think this might explain about 90% of her "appeal".

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"Specter found Palin soft-spoken..." Clearly not meant to be taken seriously. Her fixed volume screech is her brand.

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" We were sitting virtually knee to knee in the cramped bus, and she radiated sensuality. Her skirt rode above her knees — not exactly short, but close.”

Worst Penthouse Forum letter - EVER!

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Aaaand there goes my boner.

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Newt Gingrich takes strong exception to your remarks.

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There's a difference?

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Suddenly I feel sorry for Palin. I took some antacid, though, so it should pass soon.

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ISWYDT.

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