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Kamwick's avatar

A long time ago two JW's (really sweet looking older ladies) came to my door. They handed me a pamphlet and in shocked, whispery voices said "do you know that some people worship THE GODDESS?!". I said, "yeah, I'm in favor of it - I know some Wiccans, awesome religion".Not another word, they scurried away. The pamphlet was basically female-bashing.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

My HS sweetie has become a JW. She's always had a huge heart, and they reached out to her after an almost unimaginable tragedy, so she signed up.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Hell, Prince went door to door on occasion after he joined up.

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

I save the literature from the Mormons and the JWs. Then the next time they come around (can take a couple of years), I dust it off and hand each one the opposing cult's literature. They don't even want to touch it. One dropped it and wouldn't pick it up. Neither has been back in at least 5 years (hallelooyer!)

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

If they show up at my door, I'm likely to borrow a line from Madea: "Get the HELL out!"

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Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

No problem! It really is an excruciating experience and they understand how socially inappropriate the door knocking is, but they are constantly pushed to do it anyway and told that they are “blood guilty” (meaning responsible for killing) if they don’t. They actually have to report how many hours they spend preaching every month, and it’s never enough so even when they do it they’re made to feel guilty for not doing it more. It’s a really abusive practice, in addition to being terribly annoying or even harassing to anyone who they get to come to the door.

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Jen Burwell's avatar

I just never answer the door, cuz I don't like wearing pants in my own house.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

What happens when someone greets them with a loaded firearm?

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MissNomer's avatar

Do what I do: report every single person you see carrying a gun in public.Sure, they may have a concealed carry permit, or not even need one in your state.But as far as I'm concerned, everyone carrying a gun in public is a potential mass shooter.I'm not going to take that chance.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they'll shoot back and then claim to be the victim

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Start greeting them with cameras. Let's see how that suits them.

Or live microphones-- with a video upload. That'll be fun.

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GrantS's avatar

Intimidation and preparation for further gerrymandering.

And no, there are no dead people living here and they didn't not vote in the last election.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I guess we don't have to worry about these tactics in my state. My fine Republican majority legislators passed a stand your ground law here. What's that you say? They're only going into minority neighborhoods? That's smart since SYG doesn't cover POC.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They're too smart for that. These jokers are only pulling their shit in minority neighborhoods where those things don't apply to the residents.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I suppose, if they're taking pics of your house, you have the right to take pics of their cars. Especially the license plate.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Minority neighborhoods. White guys at the door. You really want the cops involved?

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