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That GIF. XD

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There are just some people who should not be let out of the house

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One shot and next thing you know, Old Jed's a millionaire; that's friggin' skill. The Clampetts are way up the ladder from this dope.

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All of them standing around with their fingers on the trigger? Aren't these responsible gun owners? (All of them are, right up to the point when they aren't. Then the rest of them tsk tsk, shake their head and say they should know better. True story) How about it responsible gun owners. Is't it in your best interests to require mandatory training for folks who want to carry? Obviously this also means real training from certified organizations, not like the local racist, paranoid gun fondler who runs his Rambo CC course(another true story, actual bidness name)

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FEMA camps work even betterer

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None of the stories on this include the best part; four months ago it was a titty bar, a real gross looking titty bar.

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Almost to bad he didn't second amendment him self in the head.

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LLAP

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Every time I hear/read the words, "titty bar" I imagine a bar, where the only thing that's served is human MILK from lactating human mothers. You pull up a barstool, sit down, and get a nipple in your mouth. $10 per oz.

I think it's because the phrase, "titty bar" removes the "titties" from the woman, as if they're a separate entity altogether. And of course, the women involved aren't sentient whatsoever, since they're just a display tree for said, "titties."

I wonder why there are no Dick Bars? Probably because we enjoy them men attached to them, and don't consider them separately?

Words can be weird.

But yeah - they should have added that. Do you have a link by any chance?

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I keep waiting for anyone who isn't a white redneck male to show up open carrying.... you know, anyone who doesn't LOOK like THEM.

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so did mine

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No link, I just remember seeing and laughing when I stopped at the gas station across the street.

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If you have to pass a test in order to exercise your right then it is no longer a right.Every gun owner should know how to handle their firearms in a safe and responsible manner and should practice safety first all the time. It's really unfortunate that there are so many unsafe idiots walking around with firearms today. The easiest way to avoid them is to avoid going to places that refuse to do business with other people because of their race, religion or sexual orientation.

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The Royal Guardsmen are ON IT.

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The Two Divided By One Amendment.

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Infiltrate via the back gate. You sneak into the rural areas first, where the government is less likely to notice you, and set up a base of operations there. Once you control enough of the countryside you can then launch raids on the larger cities. When the government counter attacks, you just fade back into the countryside. It's Guerilla Warfare 101. When done right you can keep this up for decades.

The trouble with these guys is that they are taking these actions despite having zero evidence that any of this is happening at present.

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