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Seems to depend on which season. Deer hunters on my land wear blaze orange while turkey hunters wear camo. Maybe turkeys aren't colorblind?

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Never wear white mittens while hanging up clothes in your back yard, it can be fatal.

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If they want to really fight against Sharia law & the Muslim hordes I know several places that would allow that to happen & they get to carry their guns while doing it. We have the Navy, the Marines, The Army, The Air Force, The Coast Guard - they are welcome to join up & go fight on the front lines. Not that any of these doofuses could now pass a physical or make it through boot camp but they could join up.There is just no excuse for this type of crap - in TX or anywhere else either.

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Put a seal on the door, open it up in a hundred years (assuming there are any people that survive the climate upheaval), valuable time capsule!

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When I was in Beijing with my tai chi school, we sat down in a restaurant that actually had bull's peenie on the menu. One of us jokesters (not, I sir!) tried to order it but they refused, as they only serve it to folks of the male persuasion.

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Thank Gawd for goofy X-box commando virgins and their hokey tacti-cool toys, stump stupid ignorance and brainless, lightweight, almost-made-cheerleader Moms.

I feel much safer....

(With them in Texas)

Big, bold, bad talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk.Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk.Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk.Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk.

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Yuck. Even worse.

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(Laughing at you) The closest these losers will ever get to a terrorist is on X-Box in their single wide salon. It's not the "cultural Marxists" pissing themselves and gunning up at the threat of a bunch of refugees fleeing war- it's your kind, filling their pants like their hero the "Nuge", clutching their GI Joe with Action Arms and Real Feel beard in one hand and their pansy 9 (with genuine Punisher grips!) in the other, bedwetter.

Have fun in Toyland.

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That is one heck of a lot of yang to lay on someone's plate. 😂

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I have both in my family, and I will take the sincere but annoying Jesus lovers over the batshit crazy Jesus lovers any day. I mean, in the end I know both parties think I'm going to hell because I don't accept Jesus as my personal savior, but group one at least believes in welcoming the refugees and that Trump is pure evil, and they make a mean pound cake. The second have literally zero redeeming qualities.

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Blackmail. Either build the wall or we force Texas back on you!

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Don't see how not. I peer into it with the strangest of eye. "What the fuck is this?" I think. Then back to the Kelvinator.

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Pound cake gains anyone a dispensation. Same goes for those who make good mashed potatoes, or knows their way around a Cornish pastie...

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The Patriots here in Texas have been fighting the Muslim threat for years now. There is a well known Iranian restaurant owner in Kerrville who was building a larger restaurant at a better location for his Mexican restaurant, which was the most popular in town. This was a little while after 9/11. When it became apparent that he had put a "terrorist" dome on it, all hell broke loose in the local newspaper. This guy had lived there for years, had gone from nothing to owning two restaurants (he currently owns five) and was now upgrading his first restaurant and no one had a problem with him. He puts a dome on his restaurant and suddenly he's some kind of terrorist threat.

In this case, it all went away rather easily. He wrote a piece in the newspaper explaining the dome and more importantly, he built a dividing wall down the back end of his parking lot and had a huge patriotic US flag mural painted on it. No one else in town had anything approaching that level of patriotic display and it made the complainers look petty and they eventually shut up. Muslim threat contained. Of course, now these same people are battling the threat to their religious freedom and businesses posed by gay cakes.

I don't know what it cost him to build an unnecessary wall so he could cover it in patriotic paint but obviously a lot less than letting the Muslim hatred fester enough to ruin his two businesses.

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Wouldn’t it be fun if American Muslims take a tip from Tennessee Lieutenant Gov. Ron Ramsey – heck, even take his words – and send out the message:

“While this is not the time for widespread panic, it is a time to prepare. I would encourage my fellow Muslims who are serious about their faith to think about getting a handgun carry permit. I have always believed that it is better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

Our enemies are armed. We must do likewise.”

The right-wingers wouldn’t object to that, right?

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Hubby came home from work awhile back saying the new temp had a truck with two big exhaust pipes jutting out of the bed and huge initials PR on the back window with arrows pointing to the exhaust pipes. He asked me, "You're on the internet all the time, do you have any idea what the fuck that is?"

We watched some "activists" do their Prius Repellent thing on youboob and knew the new hire was a complete and absolute idiot with some profound "masculinity" issues, that he probably couldn't easily afford on a temps wages. This led to the realization that PR subliminally stood for Penis Replacement.

So, mean guy hubby goes back to work and relays this assessment. Someone else provides the info that the PR mod costs some bucks and it ruins your truck, the guy paid money to ruin his truck. His nickname became PR and it wasn't for Prius Repellent. He was not happy.

He was a temp, so he's gone now but I'll bet he doesn't get the enjoyment that he used to from those consonants on his rear window. We feel just terrible about that. Really!

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