Remember November, when there were like one million gun tragedies in a row and we kept writing about them until we had horrible gun tragedy fatigue and said fuck it, because there's only so many times you can write about dead kids before your soul hurts? That was...what is the opposite of fun? But hey! We're getting that same opportunity for repetitive sadness and outrage fatigue thanks to the military's parade of horribles that they placed in charge of sexual assault initiatives. Lucky!
*Sputter!* I abhor the implication that the Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Air Force who now suffer the largest casualties in this area!
You might be inclined to think the restraining order itself was a thing, if you were clearly not cut out for military service.
In my pants!
*Sputter!* I abhor the implication that the Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Air Force who now suffer the largest casualties in this area!