Army Amusement Park: Like Six Flags, but With Grenada-Themed Log Flume
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Army officials rejected this plan for the site as "too spooky." Following closely on the heels of the forthcoming upgrade of the Vietnam Memorial ("frag" your parents with authentic wacky paintball rifle!), the Army is pleased to announce that to pay for its somber, Medal of Honor-shaped national museum at Fort Belvoir, it will have to contract some hucksters to build a theme park. An Army Theme Park! Oh, the fun we'll have:
Army Amusement Park: Like Six Flags, but With Grenada-Themed Log Flume
Army Amusement Park: Like Six Flags, but With…
Army Amusement Park: Like Six Flags, but With Grenada-Themed Log Flume
Army officials rejected this plan for the site as "too spooky." Following closely on the heels of the forthcoming upgrade of the Vietnam Memorial ("frag" your parents with authentic wacky paintball rifle!), the Army is pleased to announce that to pay for its somber, Medal of Honor-shaped national museum at Fort Belvoir, it will have to contract some hucksters to build a theme park. An Army Theme Park! Oh, the fun we'll have: