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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

You would think all those WNBA protesters could save their dildos for our military . . .

PrimerGray's avatar

It’s like a comical movie where an alcoholic cow has to learn to do hard things like brain surgery and dismantling bombs, because everybody else is dead! Pete Hegseth plays cow!

Hegseth cowsplays? Devin Nunes feels a disturbance in the force.

R. Riddle's avatar

The only Patriot Missile I want to see is Pete Hegseth whizzing through the air as he is kicked so hard in the ass he goes flying out of the front doors of the Pentagon.

mr_snarky's avatar

what a surprise that this unqualified twit is running our military into the ground as his primary qualification is loyalty to the narcissistic orange idiot

freakishlystrong's avatar

Oh. Okay.

"Gen. Randy George was reportedly removed from his position as Army chief of staff earlier this year, after being warned to drop a probe into a military fly-by for Kid Rock."

So patriot, very efficient and well thought out.

Coleman's avatar

Priorities---

Yopi's avatar

Obligatory:

"We have been dealing with it, and don't need to worry about it" the secretary of defense said in reference to the Strait of Hormuz.

Way back then.

MRK's avatar

I expect incompetence from this administration, but it still amazes me that they didn't even try to prepare for an action I knew Iran would take.

Coleman's avatar

"Mind your own business!"

Being released's avatar

Anybody have a pencil? Jot this down - don't hire someone with no management experience to manage the largest organization in the world.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The word "p***y" doesn't seem strong enough when discussing Pete. Besides, that p-word is out of date....right?

So I won't use it. OKAY? Eventually the whole idea of a lightweight idiot cospalying a rugged manly man with real muscles and hairy chest while being the exact opposite to any of that will be expressed with a single four letter word...."Pete". Shorter, simpler and more accurate than 'p***y'.

And a 'mensch' will be known as an 'anti-Pete"

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

“Move fast and break things.” See? The Republican Party *does* have a platform.

(And please leave Ford out of it. I know they’re just another corporate set of assholes, but I will stubbornly enjoy my lil plug-in Escape … that the assholes have discontinued, LOL.)

GrumperDem's avatar

As Taegan Goodard says on his site. Trump wants the election to be referendum on him. This time I’m good with giving him what he wants.

“President Trump gathered his top political advisers in the Oval Office early this month to solve a problem of riches: how to spend his super PAC’s $400 million political war chest with fewer than 100 days to go before the midterm elections,” The Atlantic reports.

“Republican strategists are concerned about Trump’s low approval ratings and voter anxiety about the economy… Some GOP strategists favor focusing entirely on specific races in an effort to convince voters of the merits of individual candidates and local issues.”

“But Trump himself has rejected that approach. House and Senate Democrats, the president noted during the meeting, will make their fall campaigns a referendum on him. His advisers told him that the poor polling reflects the fact that the voting public still does not know about many of his accomplishments—the dozens of new stock-market highs, a decline in fentanyl deaths, the ‘sealed’ southern border, the increase in domestic-manufacturing production.”

Georgiaburning's avatar

Referendum on him? Those rope burns around the neck will be hard to hide.

Coleman's avatar

I don't know if the massive gaslighting method is gonna work in November, Donny--

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

You don't need meticulous Manchurian Candidate planning to destroy America.

All you need is the world's largest failed narcissist . . .

tehbaddr's avatar

As well as foreign and domestic oligarchs to back him.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I have cat sanctuary to get to and I am tired of STUPID for the time being. Peace OUT!

Daniel's avatar

Generals absent in their masses

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Just like witches without their glasses

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Does anyone else sniff a whiff of gasses ?

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Trump surrounds himself with asses.

Mavenmaven's avatar

OT: Remember Trump's super beef deal to bring down the price of food by bringing in unsellable "meat" from Argentina? It ended as we assumed it would, in disaster, it is all being recalled AFTER being sold in Florida and Texas.

I'm guessing Trump will now disband the USDA Food Safety Services

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/corte-argentino-usa-llc-recalls-raw-beef-products-imported-without-benefit-import

Coleman's avatar

Whatever's going on with his Argentina lovefest, I'm sure it'll be worthy of yet another impeachment----going for the all time record!

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

It probably involved a "perfect call" with Millei & the stupid idea that letting Argentina dump some soon-to-expire beef on the US market would be a win-win for Trump. He'd get to play the hero in the red states, Miller would take a piece of the Argentine ranchers profits & Trump would get a taste of some tariff $ - a % they'd agree on.

Think like a criminal.

Ironically, Argentine grass fed beef is some of the best beef you can get. Not if it's spoiled, though. And not if you can't afford it because Millei has screwed the Argentine economy just like Trump screwed ours.

Eat salad! But no lettuce!

Jesus, where the fuck am I living?

VaselineHabits's avatar

Knew the red states would be the first guinea pigs

Mavenmaven's avatar

They love raw milk and measles, so perhaps he figured they wouldn't notice

mzf's avatar
13mEdited

Around 1940/41, before the German invasion of Russia, Stalin thinned out (in Stalin speak: firing squads) the top ranks of the Red army. The result was the devastating German invasion in June 1941 that almost collapsed the USSR.

Thinning out the top ranks of the US military is right on plan, and orders, from tRump's boss and blackmailer, Vlad Putin.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"We don't need 'generals' and 'drones' and 'missles.' Dammit, we're AMERICA! We have NUCULAR! WE'RE #1! WE'RE #!!!!"

SkeptiKC's avatar

Mark my words; the Depraved Despot is too damned likely to engage the use of nuclear weapons before he is dragged, kicking and screaming, out of office.

I wish like hell that I was kidding.

Trespassers Will's avatar

FREEEDUUUUMZ!!1eleven!!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"FREEEDUMUUUUMZ Eleven," coming soon to.a theater near you!

Those plucky high school kids from "Red Dawn" are all grown up and BACK! Now criminal masterminds, they plot a big heist of Russia's largest weapons stockpile hidden in a Moscow casino in a thrilling plot to restock depleted American supplies. Spoiler alert! They manage only to get enough weapons to last six hours, but are rewarded for their courage nonetheless with a hamburger dinner at the White House during which the President eats all the hamburgers.