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<i>"The NY Times liberals seek to destroy the American family of the 1950s . . ."</i>

Those damned liberals, reporting facts again! What's with those NYT people, anyhow? It's them and their goddam fact fetish that's destroyin' America!

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I'm a big fan of the happy, self-sufficient, autonomous, law-abiding, honorable, patriotic, hard-working and otherwise embodied qualities of the <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=5eQlN_YPyNc" target="_blank">American Family of the 1970s</a>.

White teabaggers of the Eagle Forum: suck it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Lock 'em in a room and make 'em watch "Children of Men." Then hose out the exploded brains, and bring in the next bunch.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Tacos El Carbon made by people who understand pork, masa and vegetables is a much better food option than a 17 year old slinging corporate food crap through a drive-thru window.

Damn Barbdar, thanks for solving my dinner choice.

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bobbert's avatar

Well played.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Fred Sanford lived in salvage yard because that's where black people were supposed to live. Archie Bunker, on the other hand, was the true, quintessential American.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hey, it worked for the Jews and Irish.

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chascates's avatar

If we're going to return to a TV-inspired America that never existed I'll take 'Davy Crockett' over Ozzie and Harriet.

Shit, make it 'F Troop' instead.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's a good thing I'm a full 1/256 black. Suck it whitey.

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fuflans's avatar

and republicans are doomed.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>The NY Times liberals seek to destroy the American family of the 1950s, as symbolized by Ozzie and Harriet. The TV characters were happy, self-sufficient, autonomous, law-abiding, honorable, patriotic, hard-working, and otherwise embodied qualities that made America great.</i>

yeah, but the music sucked.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I'm pretty impressed with the liberals' time-travel capabilities.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>... and they will vote Democrat when the Democrats promise them more food stamps.</blockquote>

It's completely baffling that nonwhite folks don't flock to the Republicans, who clearly have so much respect for their intelligence and integrity.

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schmannity's avatar

Whites would have fallen further and faster were it not for super White, super Mormons like Mittman.

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fuflans's avatar

nice.

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