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<i>"The NY Times liberals seek to destroy the American family of the 1950s . . ."</i>

Those damned liberals, reporting facts again! What's with those NYT people, anyhow? It's them and their goddam fact fetish that's destroyin' America!

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I'm a big fan of the happy, self-sufficient, autonomous, law-abiding, honorable, patriotic, hard-working and otherwise embodied qualities of the <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=5eQlN_YPyNc" target="_blank">American Family of the 1970s</a>.

White teabaggers of the Eagle Forum: suck it.

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Lock 'em in a room and make 'em watch "Children of Men." Then hose out the exploded brains, and bring in the next bunch.

Fartknocker's avatar

Tacos El Carbon made by people who understand pork, masa and vegetables is a much better food option than a 17 year old slinging corporate food crap through a drive-thru window.

Damn Barbdar, thanks for solving my dinner choice.

Fartknocker's avatar

Fred Sanford lived in salvage yard because that's where black people were supposed to live. Archie Bunker, on the other hand, was the true, quintessential American.

The Quirk's avatar

Hey, it worked for the Jews and Irish.

chascates's avatar

If we're going to return to a TV-inspired America that never existed I'll take 'Davy Crockett' over Ozzie and Harriet.

Shit, make it 'F Troop' instead.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It's a good thing I'm a full 1/256 black. Suck it whitey.

fuflans's avatar

and republicans are doomed.

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<i>The NY Times liberals seek to destroy the American family of the 1950s, as symbolized by Ozzie and Harriet. The TV characters were happy, self-sufficient, autonomous, law-abiding, honorable, patriotic, hard-working, and otherwise embodied qualities that made America great.</i>

yeah, but the music sucked.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I'm pretty impressed with the liberals' time-travel capabilities.

Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>... and they will vote Democrat when the Democrats promise them more food stamps.</blockquote>

It's completely baffling that nonwhite folks don't flock to the Republicans, who clearly have so much respect for their intelligence and integrity.

schmannity's avatar

Whites would have fallen further and faster were it not for super White, super Mormons like Mittman.