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PrimerGray's avatar

Hegseth looks like he skips leg day. Never keg day, though.

freakishlystrong's avatar

"Bro, every day is keg day!"

freakishlystrong's avatar

And let's not forget, you and I are also paying for his propagandists to spread his "ethos" and lies. What better use of our tax payer dollars? Triumphant arch honoring trmp anyone? Because he's going to do that as well, before anyone can stop him.

catsntrees's avatar

When the fascist king was installed a second time, whether by the idiot electorate or billionaire tinkering, I said the first 4 years were a dry run, they would be looked back on as minor blips, because we had control, somewhat of Congress (the Dems) and even with Independent AZ Barbie and WV's own caligula, we did hold the Fanta menace accountable...but when he was put in for a second go around I said that the people that did this wanted to destroy our country, they want to see us fall, they are carrion birds waiting to pick over the remains of our once pretty good nation, and I remember saying it would get much much worse...and while I knew so much damage would be inflicted, I didn't think it would happen this fast and honestly, even I didn't see how bad...it's quaint almost how bad "my bad" was...compared to where we are going.

VaselineHabits's avatar

And it's only going to get worse since those with the power to do anything are acting like there's nothing they can do.

We will need to make them fear us...

PrimerGray's avatar

I still marvel at the remarkably bad form of every participant in that hed gif.

Vic's avatar

The man really has zero self-awareness.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Enough with blindingly "supporting the troops." This s/b called out daily:

From a NYT Op-Ed by Frank Kendall, Secretary of the Air Force in the Biden administration.

"Denial is one of the two approaches the nation’s senior military leaders seem to have taken to cope with Donald Trump’s presidency. When they aren’t ignoring how abnormal things have become, they turn to the other approach, claiming that they have no responsibility for the actions the armed forces have been ordered to take because those orders were “policy” choices outside the scope of their duties. This is a cop-out, and it is putting our democracy at risk. + ++

The Trump administration is committing acts that military officers should consider outrageous and unacceptable. The military has conducted extrajudicial executions of alleged drug dealers at sea and of a country’s head of state, along with several of his family members. The administration has kidnapped another head of state. And the president started a war without even consulting Congress, much less obtaining congressional authorization. In an indication of what may be still to come, the president has put National Guard troops on the streets of Democratic-governed cities without local leaders’ request or consent."

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/opinion/air-force-military-trump.html?emc=edit_ty_20260901&nl=opinion-today&segment_id=225850

Ess's avatar

We might be fucked beyond repair. I am pretty sure we are.

Russell Jones's avatar

And all we really got in return is a bunch of opportunities to use the word "diarrhea" as a verb. Very bad trade for us.

Chemical's avatar

Also an adjective: diarrhea lettuce.

I got real good at spelling diarrhea, too.

Andre's avatar

Dude is so alpha he basically sweats 160 proof.. erm... testosterone. Yeah, he sweats pure grain testosterone.

Russell Jones's avatar

Good thing we didn't elect that crazy-laughing, dark-complected vagina-haver to run the executive branch, eh?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Training! Not Trannies!

No Beardos! No Fatties!

Sound off! One, Two . . .

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

What I'd like to know is

When they disinter Colin Powell's grave from Arlington will there be a ceremony or dark of night ?

On the one had you have trolling theater for the base, on the other you have the opportunity to say "Colin who ?" , , ,

Doug's avatar
18mEdited

I think we are genuinely at the point where we have to consider whether Trump has an agreement with Putin to seriously downgrade the US military in exchange for a Trump Tower deal in Moscow after he flees the US...

Andre's avatar

2016 I would have thought so. These days, it's whatever deal Putin has with the co-viziers (Miller & Vought) that bear investigating. Ill Douchey is more concerned with getting fresh diapers from Natilie and playing with his binky (ballroom designs).

TerseNurse's avatar

I really don't think so. I don't think he's smart enough, has the concentration or memory for such an arrangement, and in any event, has way too much ego.

Not that it matters, end result is the same.

helenasgarden's avatar

I imagine he has helpers (aka 'puppetmasters').

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Putin and Xi understand the maxim "never interrupt your enemy when he's busy feeding his entire country into a wood chipper to soothe his grotesque ego."

Although the original might be shorter.

Andre's avatar

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Lest you wonder about the high standards of our esteemed Ivies, bear in mind, Hegseth is a graduate of Harvard. And they say MY alma mater is a party school...

swmnguy's avatar

Hegseth was the valedictorian of his high school, in Minnesota where schools are generally pretty good. He went to Princeton University for undergrad.

He's the kind of guy who does very well on standardized tests, and gets good grades in classes without showing any signs of actual intelligence.

He's just one of the many poster-children for what's wrong with the corporate-management model as adopted by US Higher Education. In the corporate world, HR departments hire and promote people screened by people who couldn't do the job they're hiring to fill; and don't understand what those jobs really require. This is just an extension of the old "Peter Principle," of why hierarchical authority structures promote mediocrity and tend to failure.

And there's no hierarchical authority structure like the US Military.

The Ivies have always been wildly over-rated, often by their own mediocre graduates who land in cushy elite positions for no clear reason.

And Hegseth, like JD Vance, are their boys. They do well on tests. They are gaping black holes of self-esteem who have figured out how to meet the criteria of course syllabi, without having a single actual thought of their own; and taking their facility with systems as confirmation of their own intellectual acumen.

In other words, they're disasters just waiting to happen in the real world where there's no authority figure to pander to.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

I love the way Hegseth hops off that pull-up bar like he killed that shit. Just absolutely got that performative masculinity nailed *down*.

SunMoonStars's avatar

My 92 year old, stroke surviving, liberal mom has quit watching the news all together. It's too much for her and she was always eyeball deep in politics until her stroke last year. As union president for the census bureau, she was thrown out of Dan Quayle's office for telling him what she thought of him.

When I told her the fucking moron cut down 60 cherry trees in DC, she and I had been there often especially when the cherry trees were blooming, she said she'd take one for the team and take him out.

She told me I'd have to get her there, she doesn't like flying, load the weapons, direct her wheelchair to where she needed to be and point due to failing eye sight, she'd unload on him. She said they would surely kill her but she'd do it to save the planet. Gotta love pissed off mom.

Mavenmaven's avatar

I thought the Falkland Islands thing was a joke, but it is true. Bibi Netanyahu's neonazi-supporting weirdo son (who changed his name from Yair Netanyahu to "Yonatan Hun") is the one pushing Argentina's claim to the Falklands, and much like the bad beef thing, Trump will do anything for his deranged fascist friends.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Wow.

I did not have Israel helping the guys who hid the Nazis on my bingo card.

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

Was just about to say the same thing...

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Smithereens"

Sometimes people say this word just to be quaint. But this time it is just regressive dementia.

Next time put a 'b' after the 'r' and make it really sing in a way no one has ever seen before.