Is Arnold flying across Alaska, or is he so enormous and Austrian that he can just "be over" Anchorage, and look down on it as he searches for Russia? It's almost impossible to know, even if you inspect the accompanying "twitpic" very carefully, which we did. Point is: Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to get his ass to LensCrafters. Okay, now insert your "David Paterson also has a hard time seeing Russia" joke right here: ___________________ . [
Sarah Palin has always felt a kinship with Arnold ever since he played Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin." Not because Arnold was playing someone who lives in as cold a place as she does, but because of all the media criticism he got for the stupid, nonsensical dialog he spouted in that movie.
Oh blinding light! Oh light that blinds! I cannot see--please look out for me.
Hey Arnold! Tell Sarah how you can see Mexico from your house. Or how you could see real Nazis from your crib.
Sarah Palin has always felt a kinship with Arnold ever since he played Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin." Not because Arnold was playing someone who lives in as cold a place as she does, but because of all the media criticism he got for the stupid, nonsensical dialog he spouted in that movie.