Things may suck here in the United States, but they're wayyyy screwed in Europe. Chancellors, Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings and Dukes have been convening summits weekly trying to figure out what to do about the hemorrhaging debt crisis. The steps taken so far, bailing out Portugal, Ireland, Greece and now Spain have been the kind of foot-dragging, head-burying half-measures that have long given Europeans the reputation for being pussies. It even made President Obama wag his finger disapprovingly and give them a nasty scolding. It could be, as the Wall Street Journal imaginatively called it, Europe's 'Last Chance Saloon' when the gunslingers meet later this week in Brussels. With the Germans being total dicks about the whole situation, anything short of a miracle will likely result in credit defaults, total disintegration of the European Union, upheaval in the bond markets, runs on banks, hyper-inflation, and a global financial meltdown on a scale not seen since the 1930s, if ever.
Please find out if their TV or radio shows regularly feature screaming idiots paranoid about how their country (favored by God above all others) is going to hell because of immigrants, lack of/wrong kind of religion, progressive taxation, or uppity gayz/coloredz/womynz.
It's so ironic that if the Germans had just been a little more uber alles a year or two ago, things actually would be better! They kept saying, "Nein! Nein! All that European domination is behind us!"
What makes this article so good is not the motion of the notion, but the angle of the dangle.
in times of stress, we realize how much we miss silvio.
i wish i'd thought of that.
words to live by sir, words to live by.
Won't the folks in Europe to expect you to have, I dunno, six guns and grenades?
Please find out if their TV or radio shows regularly feature screaming idiots paranoid about how their country (favored by God above all others) is going to hell because of immigrants, lack of/wrong kind of religion, progressive taxation, or uppity gayz/coloredz/womynz.
Is this going to be on the test?
He's a Raging Stallion exclusive, I think.
Germans with taut Arschen aren't a bad thing in my porn... I mean, book. My porn book.
It's so ironic that if the Germans had just been a little more uber alles a year or two ago, things actually would be better! They kept saying, "Nein! Nein! All that European domination is behind us!"
i am imagining our intrepid hard drinking lloyd dangle to be all kinds of inky dark swoon-worthy-ness.
please do nothing to disabuse me of this notion.