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What makes this article so good is not the motion of the notion, but the angle of the dangle.

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in times of stress, we realize how much we miss silvio.

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i wish i'd thought of that.

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words to live by sir, words to live by.

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Won't the folks in Europe to expect you to have, I dunno, six guns and grenades?

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Please find out if their TV or radio shows regularly feature screaming idiots paranoid about how their country (favored by God above all others) is going to hell because of immigrants, lack of/wrong kind of religion, progressive taxation, or uppity gayz/coloredz/womynz.

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Is this going to be on the test?

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He's a Raging Stallion exclusive, I think.

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Germans with taut Arschen aren't a bad thing in my porn... I mean, book. My porn book.

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It's so ironic that if the Germans had just been a little more uber alles a year or two ago, things actually would be better! They kept saying, "Nein! Nein! All that European domination is behind us!"

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i am imagining our intrepid hard drinking lloyd dangle to be all kinds of inky dark swoon-worthy-ness.

please do nothing to disabuse me of this notion.

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