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People who obsess over the genitals and sex lives of others are the real pervs.

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Well, I'd rather assholes like this rage about us homos than torture cats and dogs. Because I'm beginning to believe that's the only two outlets they have for their self hatred. Do they honestly think that if every homosexual on planet Earth suddenly vanished that their lives would become full of peace and love and all the world's problems would go away? All that would happen is they'd have to find another minority to hate on. Hate is all they understand.

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The thought of two men having sex is so disgusting. It just grosses me out. It makes me so sick that I can't stop thinking about it. It invades my thoughts all the time...especially when I masturbate. Gross. eww gross, ohhh, ohhh ohhh, GROOOOSS! Look! It's so gross it just made my penis throw up!

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Exactly! Hetero sex gives me the icks so you know what? I don't think about it or talk about it. Problem solved.

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OK, I admit it. I'd totally fuck and suck both of them.

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LOL. WTF?

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I'd pay to watch.

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That was exactly how Michelangelo first pictured God-Jesus, but then the Pope went all pope on him and he had to change it to a chiseled, mostly naked older gentleman.

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Do the shirts tell us bottom and top?

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Aw geez. Are those two capable of appearing in public not looking like they're posing for their Cletus of Finland portfolio?

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They don't know how. This is why "Home of the Brave" is such a fucking joke.

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I'm shocked that this didn't ping TLM's radar and nothing here is throbbing yet.

Also, I had no idea we were supposed to be forcing immorality on others, I've been missing out!

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Forced? No, I participated willingly.

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Of course they were blank. That's why staff wouldn't let reporters anywhere near them. Kellyanne's next appearance on Joe and Mika's ass-kissing hour will detail that the folders were merely illustrative of the effort to separate himself, not actual effort themselves.

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Cue the twincest video in 3, 2, 1 . . .

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I think they wrote a letter to Dear Prudence at Slate one time about how they were doing each other and why is that so wroooong?

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