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The Quirk's avatar

Rather canonize George and Pete rather than the last John Paul.

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The Quirk's avatar

The Church of the Subgenius stands w/ you!

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fuflans's avatar

you know what burns me up most?

the HEARTLAND INSTITUTE was set up in 1984 by proto bagger / reagan-randian mamma's little meat head republican tools.

the HEARTLAND ALLIANCE was set up in 1888 (also in chicago) and expanded in 1908 by jane fucking addams.

i work with the latter. all the time.

heartland institute please just FOAD.

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bobbert's avatar

I assume that was the intended reference.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is nothing sacred to these heathens?*

*This message brought to you by the Church of Carlin.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Heritage Institute, Heartland Institute, American Family Association.

These organizations give themselves names that make them sound so wholesome. They try to evoke mom, apple pie, granddad reading you a story from his rocking chair on the porch, the tire swing on the old oak tree. Dad's shiny '57 Chevy.

They need to be renamed to reflect their real values: lying, hypocritical, bigoted, pro-ignorance, bible thumping organizations bringing out the worst traits in people to make a buck.

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