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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

then you could, if you were so inclined, become the triple-breasted whore of Wonketticon 6.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

ooops...there it is...it's back. Whew! For a minute there my whole structure of self-esteem was on the verge of collapsing.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Agreed...at least until air and sunshine are privatized.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think the real question here is: How hard is it to get Danish citizenship?

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chascates's avatar

But think of the jobs these wealthy create! Landscaper, pool cleaner, horse groomer, household staff/concubine, etc. If only the top 1% could employ the other 99%.

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fuflans's avatar

this should work out well.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Well, my trip will end shortly after leaving the private airfield, when I'm pulled over for DWB and sent to the chain gang. WaahhhWaawwaaaa... And Pinko - you can always bring up how much of a 'socialist' success that symbol of freedom, the wolf is. Nothing more socialist than a wolfpack, dude.

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102415's avatar

Nice.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Maybe now we can string them up by their intestines? <a href="http://synd.imgsrv.uclick.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://synd.imgsrv.uclick.com/comics/blmd/1989/bl...">http://synd.imgsrv.uclick.c...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not that it really matters...but how did my P go from 110 to 0?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mass Flatulence is more like it, when we're all eating hobo beanz every night.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I like your dad.

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jqheywood's avatar

Hmmm...time for <i>Colbert Platinum</i>.

All you poorz need to leave for a few minutes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Better not glance at the NYT real estate section.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

WIN $1,000,000 Actually get $50,000 a year for 20 years After taxes, actually get $30,000 Congratulations! You're above the poverty line!

Which is what we all aspire to, so there you go.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Life sure will be dismal without being targeted by advertisers.

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