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TundraGrifter's avatar

Nicely written! How about changing the ending a bit to " ...a lonely, sad, pathetic old man whimpering in the cold rain of his own bitter tears."

Just a suggestion...

fuflans's avatar

hey jammakin: you know what else is one of his most famous lines?

"o, what a rogue and peasant slave am i?"

Spurning Beer's avatar

What a magnificent ape.

PsycWench's avatar

So if some gay GIs had tried to rescue McCain from the Vietnamese prison camp, he would have said "Thanks but no thanks"?

Spurning Beer's avatar

I'm sorry. What I meant to say was: what a morally corrupt, self-satisfied, duplicitous, calcified, arrogant diarrhea pouch.

Okay, fixed.

Spurning Beer's avatar

That's Sarah's line. Over and over and over and over again.

PsycWench's avatar

Possibly she learned it from him. Do we have evidence of her using it prior to being added to the McCain ticket? Maybe it's McCain's first law of handling unpleasant realities: just say you didn't do it regardless of the evidence.