If you were lucky enough to sext with an actual human on Ashley Madison, maybe this was your girlfriend! So here is some news you can use, which will shock and awe you right to your core, if you are A Idiot. All the HEY LADIES on the Ashley Madison website? Fake. Fake fake fake fake fake. FAKE! Like, if you are a dude, and you got on the internet and were like, "Oh boy howdy, I am going to do adultery against my wife tonight," what actually happened is you fapped your dick furiously looking at profiles that were fake, but you don't know that, because you are dumb. Also, too, that's why those "ladies" never emailed you back, because they were robots, or maybe they were Josh Duggar working out yet another one of
I wish my Spanish were a lot better. There is parody gold out there in combining José Luis's literary style with an Ashley Madison profile. His combination of gaucho stories with surrealism works so well with the marketing concept of imaginary girlfriends.
Amy Schumer interviewed the CEO of Ashley Madison on Inside Amy Schumer. I'm beginning to think that he might have lied through his fucking teeth during that interview.
The people who set up Ashley Madison aren't evil geniuses, just run-of-the-mill grifters who succeeded on such a grand scale thanks to the internet. Before that, it was by telephone, and, before that, it was hardcopy through the mail. Same format.
Yeah, but it's a finished basement, panelling and fluorescent lighting with indoor/outdoor carpet tiles and mom made some curtains for those little windows. Ahh, heaven!!!
Once, by way of experiment, I pretended to be a lady looking for sexxxy times on the internet. Within minutes, I was bombarded by guys wanting to chat, and they were mean and scary. I never did it again, but I can just imagine what it would be like for real ladies looking for real sexxxy times.
I saw those billboards for AM and I wondered about that. easy to see a bunch of guys signing up for it but I wondered if women also went there. Turns out is was more like this:
One of the employees was named Eduardo Borges. I can think of another Borges who would have written FANTASTIC profiles for that site.
I wish my Spanish were a lot better. There is parody gold out there in combining José Luis's literary style with an Ashley Madison profile. His combination of gaucho stories with surrealism works so well with the marketing concept of imaginary girlfriends.
Well, that is what Josh wound up doing. And he came this close to strangling the pro. Twice.
I sure hope that his no-habilitation works so that he can go forth and continue along these lines.
Actually, I hope the opposite. I hope he winds up on every bad-trick list in the world before this sordid mess gets even worse.
A sap?
I am so far out of her imaginary league it isn't even worth fantasizing about.
If there is a Donald Trump castoff bot, maybe we could talk business.
Wouldn't it be funny if dump occurred anyhow? Mind you, I can barely organize a block and copy operation, so the idea fails from the outset.
Now I'm confused. Does this mean Josh's Ashley Madison accounts are okay because he wasn't really sinning, he just thought he was?
Amy Schumer interviewed the CEO of Ashley Madison on Inside Amy Schumer. I'm beginning to think that he might have lied through his fucking teeth during that interview.
The people who set up Ashley Madison aren't evil geniuses, just run-of-the-mill grifters who succeeded on such a grand scale thanks to the internet. Before that, it was by telephone, and, before that, it was hardcopy through the mail. Same format.
Or so I've been told.
There is a barnyard animal that Josh reminds me of - but it's not a sheep.
Now that Josh is done with porn stars and Ashley Madison. Time to look for new grounds.
Fake females? Much like a "lesbian chat" I imagine where 95% are men.
Real fun, that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, but it's a finished basement, panelling and fluorescent lighting with indoor/outdoor carpet tiles and mom made some curtains for those little windows. Ahh, heaven!!!
Once, by way of experiment, I pretended to be a lady looking for sexxxy times on the internet. Within minutes, I was bombarded by guys wanting to chat, and they were mean and scary. I never did it again, but I can just imagine what it would be like for real ladies looking for real sexxxy times.
I saw those billboards for AM and I wondered about that. easy to see a bunch of guys signing up for it but I wondered if women also went there. Turns out is was more like this: