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One of the employees was named Eduardo Borges. I can think of another Borges who would have written FANTASTIC profiles for that site.

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I wish my Spanish were a lot better. There is parody gold out there in combining JosΓ© Luis's literary style with an Ashley Madison profile. His combination of gaucho stories with surrealism works so well with the marketing concept of imaginary girlfriends.

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Well, that is what Josh wound up doing. And he came this close to strangling the pro. Twice.

I sure hope that his no-habilitation works so that he can go forth and continue along these lines.

Actually, I hope the opposite. I hope he winds up on every bad-trick list in the world before this sordid mess gets even worse.

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A sap?

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I am so far out of her imaginary league it isn't even worth fantasizing about.

If there is a Donald Trump castoff bot, maybe we could talk business.

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Wouldn't it be funny if dump occurred anyhow? Mind you, I can barely organize a block and copy operation, so the idea fails from the outset.

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Now I'm confused. Does this mean Josh's Ashley Madison accounts are okay because he wasn't really sinning, he just thought he was?

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Amy Schumer interviewed the CEO of Ashley Madison on Inside Amy Schumer. I'm beginning to think that he might have lied through his fucking teeth during that interview.

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The people who set up Ashley Madison aren't evil geniuses, just run-of-the-mill grifters who succeeded on such a grand scale thanks to the internet. Before that, it was by telephone, and, before that, it was hardcopy through the mail. Same format.

Or so I've been told.

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There is a barnyard animal that Josh reminds me of - but it's not a sheep.

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Now that Josh is done with porn stars and Ashley Madison. Time to look for new grounds.

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Fake females? Much like a "lesbian chat" I imagine where 95% are men.

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Real fun, that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, but it's a finished basement, panelling and fluorescent lighting with indoor/outdoor carpet tiles and mom made some curtains for those little windows. Ahh, heaven!!!

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Once, by way of experiment, I pretended to be a lady looking for sexxxy times on the internet. Within minutes, I was bombarded by guys wanting to chat, and they were mean and scary. I never did it again, but I can just imagine what it would be like for real ladies looking for real sexxxy times.

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I saw those billboards for AM and I wondered about that. easy to see a bunch of guys signing up for it but I wondered if women also went there. Turns out is was more like this:

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