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Chris Grrr's avatar

No love for Elbonia?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

As I recall, it was crappy pizza in the 80's in SoCal. Lamppost was way better

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

They should be more sensitive, and call it Macaca Bread

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jqheywood's avatar

BI-PEDAL POOP LIBEL!

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jqheywood's avatar

You know who else didn't think much of Uzbeks..... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCCCRAcTAA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

With Secretary of Defense Mountain Mike?

[Sitting at a Round Table, and wearing a Straw Hat.]

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Have you heard John Hope Bryant speak? The "Silver Rights" gentleman? He says we've managed to make dumb sexy - and we need to make smart attractive.

He is a genius.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

MJ: Or, for example, they happen to have any of those old Soviet-era nukes in a poorly-guarded storage shed.

President Bush (41, of course) and James Baker deserve tremendous credit for an intelligent start to securing real WMD.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Herman Cain had a prepared answer - he was just in search of the question. Ole Newt pulled the "gotcha question" answer during one of the debates.

Go back and listen to Sen. John Kerry answer foreign policy questions during the Presidential candidate debates. There's a guy with some mad foreign country knowledge.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Am I the only person offended by the name "Godfather's Pizza?" I think it's in remarkably poor taste to name a restaurant chain after a mobster. What is soooo cool about the Mafia, killers, Da Godfather, and all the rest?

I'll admit - I just don't get it.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

5 Turkey 4 Uzbekistan 3 Chad 2 Chile 1 Canada

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Afghanistan was pretty insignificant until just about exactly 10 years ago.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Plus the coveted Becky vote.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I find it interesting that Mr. Cain wrote (or prepared or put his name on) the obligatory presidential campaign autobiography - and then went out on a book tour and actually tried to sell copies of it like it was important or something.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

What about Dumbfuckistan? Does Herb Cain know who the president of that country is?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Agreed. There is some unique ingredient in Godfathers the causes intestinal pain.

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