We've been getting a lot of questions a long these lines: Just before I run off to a three martini lunch, I need to clarify -- Ms. Wonkette is gone for good? Ms. Wonkette will be coming back? Ms. Wonkette will be visiting from time to time? First of all: We sincerely hope that the absence of clarity on this question did not interrupt or deter you from drinking. As for your questions:
Ask Wonkette: ETA?
Ask Wonkette: ETA?
Ask Wonkette: ETA?
We've been getting a lot of questions a long these lines: Just before I run off to a three martini lunch, I need to clarify -- Ms. Wonkette is gone for good? Ms. Wonkette will be coming back? Ms. Wonkette will be visiting from time to time? First of all: We sincerely hope that the absence of clarity on this question did not interrupt or deter you from drinking. As for your questions: