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This is an excellent explainer. Thank you.

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Actually, he showed up for one Satanist Meeting, wouldn’t STFU about Virgin Sacrafice, raideed the collection plate, so we had Gothmog Lord of Balrogs 86 him

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Rich White Guy?

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Any reason Sean Hannity is not yet in prison?

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All of that, plus a steady diet of Faux sNooz telling them how very, very badly treated they are, victimized by a system out to take all their hard-earned gains while giving nothing back to THEM - and gosh darn wouldncha know it? Turns out its them very same people of color, women, gays, and anyone else who isn't a straight white male that's to blame. Who knew??

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Needs moar white butthurt to make things fair and reasonable

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I just wish people knew Sean like I know Sean. He has this amazingly soft, kind, gentle side that only his closest people get to see. I still remember the first night we met, I was sitting there, alone at the local leather bar. He walked up to me and in the sweetest, most non-suggestive way, whispered into my ear, "pardon me, may I push your stool in?" I was so taken aback that I could barely bring myself to respond. Needless to say, that was the first of many witty repartees between Sean and me. Oh the stories I could tell.

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After thinking about it, I invested 30 seconds and mocked this up. I've half a mind to print a bunch up and paste them on the back of trucks that advertise guns, Molon Labe, and other false patriotic horseshit...

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"... whenever he tries to speak like a human being, he just sounds like he swallowed a bottle of Quaaludes."

Yeah, his aides probably have to drug the old bastard to keep him from going off on a tangent about how big the crowd was at his last Nazi rally.

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With Two Scoops as the Lyin' King.

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Yes, there wasn't enough of it and the viewers were complaining.

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It's a mystery.

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Upfisted for use of PPM...

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See, it's guys like this that need to know when to stop talking. If you ever wander over to Jalopnik, there's a story where a guy wrecked his new BMW M4 due to basically being an unskilled douche. In a forum, instead of admitting he ran out of skill and the car got the better of him, he tried to defend himself by saying one of his tires was improperly inflated by 1.5 psig.

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Yup. I make that connection a bit ago. They buy the guns and they may even play at the gun range and develop some skill (or not) and they talk about all these horrible things that *could* happen under the premise that one day, God Willing, They Will Get To Be The Hero. See: Ralphie and Red Rider BB Gun fantasy, feat. Black Bart....

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Yeah, about 1/2 second of Googling brings up a story where he misdiagnosed some kid's appendicitis. The kids appendix burst and he almost died...then he somehow used this to manipulate the kid's parents.... Pictures prove that he looks like a shithead...

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