Asteroid Will Kill Everybody ... Except the Bushes, In Paraguay
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While everybody was enjoying the nice three-day weekend, the Main Stream Media announced that we're all going to be blown up or drowned by a terrible asteroid named Apophis -- that's also the Greek name for the demon monster god of Ancient Egypt who devours all that is good and hides in the eternal evil darkness and commands an army of demons who plague mankind. (If you're confused, just remember that Cheney is an
Asteroid Will Kill Everybody ... Except the Bushes, In Paraguay
Asteroid Will Kill Everybody ... Except the…
Asteroid Will Kill Everybody ... Except the Bushes, In Paraguay
While everybody was enjoying the nice three-day weekend, the Main Stream Media announced that we're all going to be blown up or drowned by a terrible asteroid named Apophis -- that's also the Greek name for the demon monster god of Ancient Egypt who devours all that is good and hides in the eternal evil darkness and commands an army of demons who plague mankind. (If you're confused, just remember that Cheney is an