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chascates's avatar

Maybe just 'whore'?

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chascates's avatar

Someone left the cake out in the rain. And it took so long to bake it.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

You can go in and turn that stuff off if you want to muck around with your account profile to find it.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I think someone left it out in the rain.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I was just wondering. Is Down’s Syndrome contagious?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Are you coming on to me, Stacee?

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fuflans's avatar

god i am bored SICK with sarah palin. she is of less interest than one of those never ending shakespeare monologues about the weather.

or sheep-herding or the quarrel on the 7th cause or gardening or whatever.

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fuflans's avatar

except, she couldn't invent anything, ever. she can only suck up what's around her and - like a sponge - leave a blank damp spot behind.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Wonder what's up?"

Not much other news lately.

If there had been a miracle on Saturday, that would have been a bigger story. Perhaps if a million sheeple had showed up for BeckStock, that would have bumped Bristol from the front pages. Another interesting event would have been America turning to God. If only that had happened....

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"Wonder what's up?" That sums up Palin in three words.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

She's confusing "Diva" with "Slut" again.

I ran it thru the internet translator at <a href="http:\/\/www.noslang.com" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.noslang.com</a>" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.noslang.com</a></a>" target="_blank">www.noslang.com</a></a></a> and got this:

"Wow,media goofballs rearing heads this week,big time!Wonder what's up?Taking the cake:ink reply:Bristol=a diva? Silly;obviously have never met her"

The Palin gobbledy-gook defies all of modern science.

Still no clue what cake ink is, either.

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Sean Gothman's avatar

She's fucking that "Cake Boss." This election is OVER.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

not all of him

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Cho & Palin are the dancing "stars" in this alternate reality show, correct?

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