At Long Last, You Get To See Paula Deen On Your Television Again
Remember how your very own Wonkette broke the Paula Deen lawsuit story about how she was super discriminate-y and awful, and everyone was like meh until she admitted she liked antebellum South things because duh? We were on top of that and you have not given us our proper due. Oh well. Have you guys been missing racist tub of butter Paula Deen since the Food Network came to its senses and made her go away? Probably not! That really doesn't matter to your teevee, though, which will be bringing Paula Deen into your home at 10 p.m. Eastern tonight, because apparently you've been very bad.
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With a new panda, she wanted to grab back the butterstick limelight.
Maybe I'll sign up again for the cable service that I cancelled in 1999..... nah.