Remember how your very own Wonkette broke the Paula Deen lawsuit story about how she was super discriminate-y and awful, and everyone was like meh until she admitted she liked antebellum South things because duh?
Bigoted lady who cooks unhealthy food for stupid people while hiding the fact that she gave herself diabetes with the crap she eats AND got rich but she since she has no sense of responsibility or a conscience she will not go away or more appropriately, crawl under a greasy rock and die like a real human would do, deep fries random objects from her trailer home.
With a new panda, she wanted to grab back the butterstick limelight.
Maybe I'll sign up again for the cable service that I cancelled in 1999..... nah.
That Adolf guy was a big fan of notsee TV, too.
Cracker pie, anyone...?
I can see this as adult fare with James Deen.
From the TeeVee Guide:
Bigoted lady who cooks unhealthy food for stupid people while hiding the fact that she gave herself diabetes with the crap she eats AND got rich but she since she has no sense of responsibility or a conscience she will not go away or more appropriately, crawl under a greasy rock and die like a real human would do, deep fries random objects from her trailer home.