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"To be clear, we’re talking about the traffic of drugs from South and Central Americas that the Reagan Administration DEFINITELY knew nothing about."

Because until 1992, cocaine was imported from Australia?

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Things haven't changed much. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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The car keys thing won't work, if the woman is trying to defend herself with them. In most cases, women's arms are shorter than men's. The perp may get a chin scratch. I carry Mace when I go out hiking, as mountain lions have been seen in the area(Yay!), then there's the potential of a two-legged predator(much more common. Boo!)

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Teeth work too.

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Just an FYI: The plaintiff was a child at the time of the alleged crime in 1994. She's 35 or 36 now.

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I will not give up my land line until they pry it from my cold, dead hands, because the sound quality is so vastly superior to that of cel phones. I guess if you like the vocal delay, the voice-from-the-bottom-of-a-50-gallon-barrel sound, the drops, etc., cels are great. I have a cel. I hate calling on it. I use it mostly for texting. It's also for emergencies. Mr. 798 and I have Virgin Mobile, and it's been really good, price-wise and customer service-wise.

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I have a '99 Ford Taurus SHO with the same issues! I dented the brand new garage door with the front license plate holder, and Mr. 798 was NOT happy. It didn't help that I was stoned and 56 either.

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No, just the personal satisfaction of "getting back" at Hillary since he and the Whitewater Committee investigation failed to bring her down 25 years ago..

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The fact that he ran to an authoritarian dictatorship for sanctuary is damning in and of itself. We can talk about pardons after he surrenders himself into custody and is tried, convicted, and cools his heels for a spell.

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Kinda like how I beat WoW ... I stopped playing.

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Sure thing, but a tisane of willow bark tastes like shit.

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Don't bogart that joint, pass the pot needle.

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If "cools his heels" means "his life over as we all know it" then he's never gonna come back. Cuz that's exactly what's gonna happen.

Justice? Certainly not for the average American citizen.

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It has a 3.4 litre engine, which I think had 234 bhp. Which wasn't bad for back then. I'd like to have it slightly boosted to 300 bhp. Edited to add: It's more embarrassing than a 302...it's 207 cubic inches. The engine is massive...there isn't even room to put headers on it, but they could have put in a small block, higher powered engine, but noooooooooo.

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Leave it to Brits. The precedent is there. A "gentleman" tries to steal a kiss, steal anything attached to him you can tear off. And don't forget to scream bloody murder. It's no time to let social conditioning rule you.

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Aim low with the keys. Think of them a brass knuckles not claws. If you can reach his chin, go for the throat. Punch down and puncture a thigh. He'll guard his 'nads, that's instinct. His knees are wide open. So to speak.

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