Hi, Chuck C. Johnson here. So many of you were talking on Twitter yesterday about my terrific insights on dating and finding love that I decided to open it up into an entire advice column. Like Ann Landers, but smarter and more handsome and ginger-y, and of course with a
That&#039;s largely because, if they&#039;s such losers that they need to hook up with an MRA, they&#039;re pretty much betas <strike>by definition</strike> at best..
Come to think of it, men who desire a woman as appendage often seem to be otherwise lacking in that area.
Okay, what did that poor woman do to be saddled with this jamoke and why isn&#039;t this a violation of her human rights?
This alpha/beta male thing isn&#039;t getting more popular, is it?
Well, Chuck C Johnson has done the impossible, and made me less attracted to Asian girls.
We&#039;ll need to check with Buck Murdock at Alpha Beta base on that.
Dear Ginger Furby, Speaking of dumping, can you advise on the proper protocol to shitting on the dormitory hall floor?
I think Chuck doesn&#039;t&#039; know the difference between chickens and Asians..
I&#039;m still in shock. They still have Great Steak Escapes?!?!!
That&#039;s largely because, if they&#039;s such losers that they need to hook up with an MRA, they&#039;re pretty much betas <strike>by definition</strike> at best..
Did he get his Ph.D in Mansplainin&#039; from the University of Shut the Fuck Up?