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Spurning Beer's avatar

Creamy Italian!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It would be a damn shame if some clever hacker persons (Anonymous?) had some fun with her website. A damn shame.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as Handsome Joe would say

This is a big frocking deal...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Very wrong

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

MJ was a priest? That explains a lot...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

plus, they can get back to the important work of playing musical priests, to avoid more of those multi million dollar payouts. It's like a game of Whack A Pedo only with emotionally scarred altar boys as the prize

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The Quirk's avatar

Just now? They've been foaming at the mouth since the Bircher days.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cold, cold metal. On the plus side, it ain't Minnesota in January. THAT would be unpleasant.

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The Quirk's avatar

"Celibate" just means "Not Married". The "Not Fucking" thing, y'know-- that they're <i>supposed</i> to follow -- is "Chastity". And no jokes about Cher's son, either!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The thought of the two of them getting together is horrifying. What's the blast radius of a more-than-critical mass of crazy?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Buggy whip? More like a cat o' nine tails.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Do we really want to hear any more about the Tundra Twat?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If there are enough zeros, you'd be crazy not to take it.

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bobbert's avatar

There is no mind.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The bus came by and I got on

then Geller showed up so Cowboy Neal beat her bloody and tossed her corpse into the bay and everybody lived happily ever after- The End

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sure the Noonington will be penning <strike>an incoherent drunken rant</strike> a column scolding Pam for sticking her nose in another religion's business

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