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willi0000000's avatar

no prob, jerkface.

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mailman27's avatar

And for the health conscious among us, the Lo-Trans Sub.

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Grokenstein's avatar

I wonder, did Slugger get his pee-pee in this much of a knot when Junior George was straight-up manhandling Merkel and other heads of state? Because I find surprise physical assault to be SLIGHTLY less proper form than the use of someone's f_ckin' NAME.

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Tracy's avatar

I prefer to refer to him as Pudley McDouchebagginton.

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harryeagar's avatar

Mr. Larry to you

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Jawil's avatar

Back in the 80's I was a journeyman roofer working out of Local 185 in West Virginia when, after a long day at work, i backed into a cadilac in the State Liquor store.parking lot. While exchanging info with the driver of the caddy he insisted I call him DR so and so. I said fine as long as he called me journeyman Jim. Luckily he took cash.

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BehaveYrself's avatar

Everybody called my dad by his first name, Dick. I never knew it could be a bad thing, until I went to high school.

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Amy!'s avatar

Naw. She figured the nip was Reagan's bud.

(I feel kinda dirty for that one)

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Amy!'s avatar

Thanks, Mr. Obama!

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Mr. Wonderful's avatar

This is EXTREMELY RISIBLE. Well done, Evan Hurst, or whatever your real name is.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

COMMANDER jerkface.

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glasspusher's avatar

Knock knock! Come in! Words like thank you!

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glasspusher's avatar

Funny, I tell my class, "You can call me [first name, redacted], but I'll fail you just the same"

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

If I had a nickel for every right wing nobody that Wonkette makes me aware of, I'd have a few hundred dollars to actually give to the Wonkette. That's not a criticism of the Wonkette. I'm just saying I had no idea there were so many RW nobodies out there vying for attention.

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

If you tell him the truth about Santa Claus, he's gonna need decades of therapy.

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

He probably thinks that there wouldn't be any abortioning if ladies simply stopped dancing the Charleston.

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