Your Wonkette was just looking at the Facebook, like we do, and we saw an article our friend had posted , written by some dork named Michael R. Strain, who is a "resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute." Already, we knew we were in for excessive vapidity, masquerading as Important Letters. In said article Michael explains that, due to his fine stature and many accomplishments, he prefers to be called "Mr. Strain." Therefore, for the duration of this post, we will be calling him "Slugger." Anyway, Slugger begins his little diatribe telling the story of how one time he was a little Catholic schoolboy, and the archbishop came to visit and said "hey, call me Archbishop Jim," and that was completely unacceptable to Young Slugger, because his mom said you can't call people by their first names, even if they ask:
I wonder, did Slugger get his pee-pee in this much of a knot when Junior George was straight-up manhandling Merkel and other heads of state? Because I find surprise physical assault to be SLIGHTLY less proper form than the use of someone's f_ckin' NAME.
Back in the 80's I was a journeyman roofer working out of Local 185 in West Virginia when, after a long day at work, i backed into a cadilac in the State Liquor store.parking lot. While exchanging info with the driver of the caddy he insisted I call him DR so and so. I said fine as long as he called me journeyman Jim. Luckily he took cash.
If I had a nickel for every right wing nobody that Wonkette makes me aware of, I'd have a few hundred dollars to actually give to the Wonkette. That's not a criticism of the Wonkette. I'm just saying I had no idea there were so many RW nobodies out there vying for attention.
no prob, jerkface.
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I wonder, did Slugger get his pee-pee in this much of a knot when Junior George was straight-up manhandling Merkel and other heads of state? Because I find surprise physical assault to be SLIGHTLY less proper form than the use of someone's f_ckin' NAME.
I prefer to refer to him as Pudley McDouchebagginton.
Mr. Larry to you
Back in the 80's I was a journeyman roofer working out of Local 185 in West Virginia when, after a long day at work, i backed into a cadilac in the State Liquor store.parking lot. While exchanging info with the driver of the caddy he insisted I call him DR so and so. I said fine as long as he called me journeyman Jim. Luckily he took cash.
Everybody called my dad by his first name, Dick. I never knew it could be a bad thing, until I went to high school.
Naw. She figured the nip was Reagan's bud.
(I feel kinda dirty for that one)
Thanks, Mr. Obama!
This is EXTREMELY RISIBLE. Well done, Evan Hurst, or whatever your real name is.
COMMANDER jerkface.
Knock knock! Come in! Words like thank you!
Funny, I tell my class, "You can call me [first name, redacted], but I'll fail you just the same"
If I had a nickel for every right wing nobody that Wonkette makes me aware of, I'd have a few hundred dollars to actually give to the Wonkette. That's not a criticism of the Wonkette. I'm just saying I had no idea there were so many RW nobodies out there vying for attention.
If you tell him the truth about Santa Claus, he's gonna need decades of therapy.
He probably thinks that there wouldn't be any abortioning if ladies simply stopped dancing the Charleston.