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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Detroiters," please. We ain't that fancy.

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Andrew Fleming's avatar

Fair. Thatโ€™s what google suggested and I figured my Detroiter editor would change it if remiss.

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

Fuck you, Donnie Three Terms.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

How do you say, "Fuck off nazi fucks" in French?

๐˜š๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต-๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜™๐˜›๐˜“ ๐˜™๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜œ.๐˜š. ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ ๐˜œ.๐˜š. ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ.

๐—˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—จ๐—ฆ ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ต ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€

https://apnews.com/article/french-companies-dei-us-trump-de655f8b936d2a53619f8dfef900fa40

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jamesHatt the Magnificent's avatar

France bans Marine Le Pen from running for president in 27.

Even the Frogs are better than us.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

The countries of Europe remember the LAST time fascists were in charge. We should, too, as we were involved in helping end it.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

So, when I put flannel sheets ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ my bed, back in November, we got like five 90 degree days in a row.

I fear taking them ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง may bring snow.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I've also been contemplating this move. I didn't do it, but the weather certainly turned to shit anyway. Not my fault, sez I!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Corollary to Oblivias' story below.

I was in a bar, the same one I could have hit @jack in and didn't. Parc 55 in SF.

Some geezers were yappin' about tequila. They pointed to the obvious expensive tequila. It's $90 a shot. So they got whatever.

I knew the bartender. "Gimme that one", so I get the $90 shot and whang it down like it ain't no thing. I'm fully aware I'm being a wanker at this point. I'd ordered a pizza to be back at my home and I was gonna watch beisbol. I just did it to fuck with some chimps.

I'm walking out and they say "hey, come back!" and I drink more tequila than is allowed by jeeby creezy. I fall down the escalator in the hotel and fracture my skull. It was not my best moment.

The pizza was still there the next day when I got back from SF general. It was a good deep dish from Zachary's.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Gee, most of us unimaginative types just crash cars when stupid drunk.

Hats off, so to speak, to your stupid game.

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oblivias's avatar

This was the first escalator mishap, yes?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah the second was when I got roofied. That one really fucking hurt.

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oblivias's avatar

That's the one I remember from about 3 years ago.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

My face and nose is still fucked up from that.

I remember losing balance and thinking "this is going to be bad" then there's a gap and then I'm on the floor at Embarcadero BART and I groan and try to get up and someone says "don't move" and they were right because I'd broken ribs. I was not in a good way. I shoulda died.

Unfortunately for you fucks I didn't, so ha. I was in hospital for a couple of days, and my leg was very fucked and nearly needed to be cut off, which would have put a dampener on my race car ambitions. SF General operated, and I still have a left leg, so hurrah.

Shit that was a bad day.

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oblivias's avatar

I remember all that. Not a good time.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Fuck. I only remember the one time.

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oblivias's avatar

Me, too. But I don't think I knew Fukui when the first one happened.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I hope Fukui specifies his escalator allergy on his medical card.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

First?!!11

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Shocktreatment's avatar

๐˜›๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ ๐˜”๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜ฒ๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ข ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜Š๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜š๐˜ฌ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ was the title of my dissertation!

Quite a coincidence

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Mine was "Virtual Reality Representation Of CT And MRI Scans For Maxillofacial Surgical Planning"

Doesn't stop me being a dumbass.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'm still waiting for "Virtual Reality Representation Of CT And MRI Scans For Maxillofacial Surgical Planning" to be made into an MMORPG. {{{taps foot}}}

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh yeah, and that cost $55,000.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Canโ€™t take it with you, but the plan shouldnโ€™t be to blow it all on one ER visit unless itโ€™s the last one.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I remember when that happened. You could have bought a Tesla with that money{{{ducks}}}

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm not ICC, mate. I tell what really happened.

Even though I'm a stupid fuckwit most of the time.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I remember when a cracked piece of iron led to me falling off of the corn planter, seat and all. It was the first time my dad didn't drag a harrow behind the planter. That's why I'm here to forget about most of what happened.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nope, it's gonna decide whether we still have civilization. Illegal Elon, your side is the side that wants to go back to the Dark Ages.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Oh no, he nailed that one. All these elections are gonna be deciding that one. Cause on one hand, we have fascists, and on the other hand, not fascists.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Kids' TV show idea: "Are You Smarter Than Crooked Donny?" Contestants from all walks of life, plus boxes of rocks, answer questions Man God Large Hands doesn't know. Winners -- those who prove smarter -- get a free trip to El Salvador.

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PickwickNext's avatar

Or, they'll get overnight shift supervisor jobs in Florida or Arkansas

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I'm waiting for them to start turning off SNAP benefits and what not to people with 14 year olds. They can work!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Or dumped in front of a Houston Home Depot at 5AM some Tuesday morning.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

You should be able to pick up a producer and sponsors for this PDQ!!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

This would make for a bangin SNL skit also too. Could have the cosplayer stand there muttering WRONG as the kiddies answer questions about all sorts of stuff

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

A prologue and epilogue by AI Rod Serling would be a plus.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Imagine a world where an orange shitgibbon is in chage, an orange shitgibbon who knows less than a 5th grader and has less maturity than a 2 year old *pause for cigarette* Actually, you do not have to imagine it. This is not ....the Twilight Zone

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

"There's a signpost up ahead. You have reached the Flooded Zone."

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Fog of Jen's avatar

But my access png here

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PickwickNext's avatar

I am listening to Elie Mystal's new book, Bad Law. I love his audio books.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

"You are supposed to eat your acid, not play with it."

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Fog of Jen's avatar

โ€œwe could put things on pauseโ€ until after the election

Huh. Sounds like she is admitting that she wants TFG to lie about things and then after the election if her guy wins they'll give him everything he wants

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh, that's exactly what she means.

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PickwickNext's avatar

How's the campaign going for you? I know the guy who's running the Liberal campaign in your riding, he's good at stuff and knows his political practices super well

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm moderately optimistic, now that our riding has ditched rural Middlesex and picked up south London. But I won't be participating, as I just got the local poll supervisor gig. First time I've done anything like this. But hey, why not. I figure my teacher disciplinary skills will come in handy.

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PickwickNext's avatar

She is MASSIVELY toxic outside of Alberta.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Good. Hopefully Canada has learned what not to do from us and will solidify and go not fascist.

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PickwickNext's avatar

I know I'm working on it

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Jury selection starts today in the trial of Lori Vallow Daybell here in Arizona.

Charge is conspiracy to commit murder in the death of her fourth husband Charles.

Money must be running out Daybell is representing herself

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Fog of Jen's avatar

oh shit man I had forgotten about this one.

What always confused me was how they claimed doomsday cult and what not, but....wasn't the pair of them found fucking off in Hawaii?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I don't remember but I would not be surprised. (I don't follow local shit as much as one might think.)

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Fog of Jen's avatar

AH yeah they got it

Prosecutors said that the couple had conspired with Cox to commit the murders, not only as part of their apocalyptic beliefs,[17] but also to remove obstacles to their affair[16] and to collect life insurance money and the children's Social Security benefits,[17] using religion to justify their crimes.

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tek's avatar

We just don't have a big enough brane I guess..

๐‘ป๐’“๐’–๐’Ž๐’‘โ€™๐’” ๐’•๐’‚๐’“๐’Š๐’‡๐’‡ ๐’ƒ๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’Œ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’‘ ๐’†๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’†๐’” ๐’‚ 1930๐’” ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’‚๐’Œ๐’†

๐บ๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘“๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ค ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘Ž๐‘โ„Ž ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘–๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘ก๐‘ค๐‘œ ๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘š๐‘–๐‘›๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›, ๐‘–๐‘กโ€™๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’โ€™๐‘  ๐‘”๐‘ข๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘  ๐‘คโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘“๐‘“๐‘ . ๐ต๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘š๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘›. ๐ผ๐‘“ ๐‘ƒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘”โ„Ž ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž โ€œ๐ฟ๐‘–๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› ๐ท๐‘Ž๐‘ฆโ€ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐ด๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘™ 2 ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘š๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ค ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘“๐‘“๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘›โ€™๐‘  ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘—๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘›๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ , ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘“๐‘“๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘ˆ๐‘† ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘๐‘ , ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘”๐‘’๐‘ก ๐‘Ž ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ. ๐ป๐‘’ โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘‘ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก โ€œ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘›.โ€

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Just like peace in Ukraine!

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paperlesstiger's avatar

He could potentially collapse the dollar and force its deprecation as the world reserve currency. Then we are boned.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Elon promised there would be pain in the push for the promised land (for billionaires. Forced lower wages and tax breaks oh my!)

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paperlesstiger's avatar

The "Fyon Jesus Imperial Gonfalon" flag at a Christian rally in Kansas.

https://xcancel.com/CatholicVote/status/1905658419593240578#m

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Some mouthbreathers in the comments.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

True dat. The repeated refrain that they are standing up for God, who is supposed to be all powerful and what not, is interesting especially. Though the "They call themselves satanists but are really jews" was expected and I am surprised not repeated a few dozen times. Course it might be, I made it down about ten and then needed to go shower.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Apparently they don't know that Jesus, who they claim to worship, was Jewish.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

They like to ignore that part. What is really hilarious is all the "you have to get over the past!" or "You can't judge people in the past by what we think now!" shit.

First of all, lol, second, then why ain't you over a 2000 year old execution you fucking hosers.

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Bobathonic's avatar

What a weak-ass god they have, that needs someone to stand up for it. If I had a god, it would go over and kick that god's ass into some lame babby universe.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

My god can beat up your god

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I assume the idiotic comments are now the standard on X?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Nothing but bigots as far as the eye can see

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The Wanderer's avatar

Not exactly subtle, but decidedly heretical according to normal Fundamentalist dogmas.

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oblivias's avatar

I walked over to the pharmacy this morning to do a quick consult regarding the thumb I injured yesterday. No stitches needed, just spray it with antibacterial spray and keep it wrapped up. Total cost was 5 euros and that was for the spray. The consultation was free. So far the healthcare in France has been easy to access and cost next to nothing.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Good.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I think my copay at urgent care is over $100. The walgreens next door closed. I now have a trillion tonnes of first aid shit filling the condo.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

We owe one of the locals 600 bucks for youngest having an ear infection and getting antibiotics. This was after insurance.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Jesus. My bestie just had a triple bypass and double valve replacement. Cost to her? Zero.

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oblivias's avatar

That's crazy.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It is indeed. I asked for an itemized bill (before insurance, it was over 3000. For a 10 minute visit to get an antibiotic script for an ear infection. Cannot stress that enough) and they sent me an "itemized" bill saying it was over 3000 grand. I called back being all do you not know what itemized MEANS????

Hubby wants to refuse to pay it, but I am all, let us make sure we got no debts right now, what with the federal government threatening to use all your info to go after debtors

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oblivias's avatar

They didn't even ask for my insurance card today.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Oh good heavens!

SOCIALIZMS!!

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oblivias's avatar

Yep.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I'm glad you won't need stitches after your mandoline mishap.

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tek's avatar

I thought it was a mandolin mishap?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Mandoline.

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tek's avatar

I like my mental image better ;)

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The Wanderer's avatar

Well, yeah. :-)

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tek's avatar

I'm thinking El Kabong here.

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PickwickNext's avatar

Mandolines are wonderful and so fucking dangerous

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Bobathonic's avatar

They're just dangerous.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

You can defeat an entire army of emus with just a few assault mandolines.

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PickwickNext's avatar

Someone should tell the Aussies. They're having an election soon too

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Time for some Internet Funz!

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oblivias's avatar

Yes. I stupidly didn't use my protective glove.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Yes, they are. I bought a new one a few years ago. It has a gripper to make sure your fingers don't come in contact with the blade, and I use that thing.

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oblivias's avatar

I used to have a mandoline that had a good one of those grip things, and I used it all the time. The one I have now has a crappy one that doesn't hang on well to whatever, so I bought the gloves. They're great, but you do have to remember to use them.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Mandolins you play.

Mandolines you use for mandoline purposes.

Words to live by.

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oblivias's avatar

Me, too.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

You should have seen my hand after that hurdy-gurdy mishap.

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asmallmacropod ๐Ÿจ's avatar

So youโ€™re the hurdy-gurdy man!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Was.

Now, I'm just one or the other.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Oh, I'm sure. I've had a similar accident in the past. Hurt like hell, and I had to throw the onion away and wash the slicer because I don't add ichor to my food.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I never bleed into my food because I know what happens to mosquitoes who bite me.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

But we see you, Elno. This merger is an attempt to protect the twitter assets that are tied to Tesla's stock price. A stock price which is dropping faster than Bristol Palin's knickers.

๐—˜๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป ๐— ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ธโ€™๐˜€ ๐—ซ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟโ€”๐—˜๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป ๐— ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ธโ€™๐˜€ ๐˜…๐—”๐—œ

xAI buys X; deal values social network at $33 billion, $11B less than Musk paid.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/03/elon-musks-x-has-a-new-owner-elon-musks-xai/

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Related - at one point in this video, Illegal Elon whines about losing money and not getting paid for his efforts to buy the election in Wisconsin tomorrow. If you play a drinking game, with "Soros" as the name for taking a drink, I suggest putting the game on hold. Illegal Elon lies and whines about George Soros so much, I lost count of the number of times he mentioned the name. Pure projection, of course.

https://youtu.be/kAqKyLUzBd0?si=Ha5w8tbP5-NG36UT

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

That's because Soros actually HAS the wealth he claims. Elno's wealth is a paper push scam between paper equity in X, xAI, Tesla, and SpaceX.

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