I was in a bar, the same one I could have hit @jack in and didn't. Parc 55 in SF.
Some geezers were yappin' about tequila. They pointed to the obvious expensive tequila. It's $90 a shot. So they got whatever.
I knew the bartender. "Gimme that one", so I get the $90 shot and whang it down like it ain't no thing. I'm fully aware I'm being a wanker at this point. I'd ordered a pizza to be back at my home and I was gonna watch beisbol. I just did it to fuck with some chimps.
I'm walking out and they say "hey, come back!" and I drink more tequila than is allowed by jeeby creezy. I fall down the escalator in the hotel and fracture my skull. It was not my best moment.
The pizza was still there the next day when I got back from SF general. It was a good deep dish from Zachary's.
I remember losing balance and thinking "this is going to be bad" then there's a gap and then I'm on the floor at Embarcadero BART and I groan and try to get up and someone says "don't move" and they were right because I'd broken ribs. I was not in a good way. I shoulda died.
Unfortunately for you fucks I didn't, so ha. I was in hospital for a couple of days, and my leg was very fucked and nearly needed to be cut off, which would have put a dampener on my race car ambitions. SF General operated, and I still have a left leg, so hurrah.
๐๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ข ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ต๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฌ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ was the title of my dissertation!
I'm still waiting for "Virtual Reality Representation Of CT And MRI Scans For Maxillofacial Surgical Planning" to be made into an MMORPG. {{{taps foot}}}
I remember when a cracked piece of iron led to me falling off of the corn planter, seat and all. It was the first time my dad didn't drag a harrow behind the planter. That's why I'm here to forget about most of what happened.
Oh no, he nailed that one. All these elections are gonna be deciding that one. Cause on one hand, we have fascists, and on the other hand, not fascists.
Kids' TV show idea: "Are You Smarter Than Crooked Donny?" Contestants from all walks of life, plus boxes of rocks, answer questions Man God Large Hands doesn't know. Winners -- those who prove smarter -- get a free trip to El Salvador.
This would make for a bangin SNL skit also too. Could have the cosplayer stand there muttering WRONG as the kiddies answer questions about all sorts of stuff
Imagine a world where an orange shitgibbon is in chage, an orange shitgibbon who knows less than a 5th grader and has less maturity than a 2 year old *pause for cigarette* Actually, you do not have to imagine it. This is not ....the Twilight Zone
โwe could put things on pauseโ until after the election
Huh. Sounds like she is admitting that she wants TFG to lie about things and then after the election if her guy wins they'll give him everything he wants
How's the campaign going for you? I know the guy who's running the Liberal campaign in your riding, he's good at stuff and knows his political practices super well
I'm moderately optimistic, now that our riding has ditched rural Middlesex and picked up south London. But I won't be participating, as I just got the local poll supervisor gig. First time I've done anything like this. But hey, why not. I figure my teacher disciplinary skills will come in handy.
True dat. The repeated refrain that they are standing up for God, who is supposed to be all powerful and what not, is interesting especially. Though the "They call themselves satanists but are really jews" was expected and I am surprised not repeated a few dozen times. Course it might be, I made it down about ten and then needed to go shower.
They like to ignore that part. What is really hilarious is all the "you have to get over the past!" or "You can't judge people in the past by what we think now!" shit.
First of all, lol, second, then why ain't you over a 2000 year old execution you fucking hosers.
What a weak-ass god they have, that needs someone to stand up for it. If I had a god, it would go over and kick that god's ass into some lame babby universe.
I walked over to the pharmacy this morning to do a quick consult regarding the thumb I injured yesterday. No stitches needed, just spray it with antibacterial spray and keep it wrapped up. Total cost was 5 euros and that was for the spray. The consultation was free. So far the healthcare in France has been easy to access and cost next to nothing.
It is indeed. I asked for an itemized bill (before insurance, it was over 3000. For a 10 minute visit to get an antibiotic script for an ear infection. Cannot stress that enough) and they sent me an "itemized" bill saying it was over 3000 grand. I called back being all do you not know what itemized MEANS????
Hubby wants to refuse to pay it, but I am all, let us make sure we got no debts right now, what with the federal government threatening to use all your info to go after debtors
Yes, they are. I bought a new one a few years ago. It has a gripper to make sure your fingers don't come in contact with the blade, and I use that thing.
I used to have a mandoline that had a good one of those grip things, and I used it all the time. The one I have now has a crappy one that doesn't hang on well to whatever, so I bought the gloves. They're great, but you do have to remember to use them.
Oh, I'm sure. I've had a similar accident in the past. Hurt like hell, and I had to throw the onion away and wash the slicer because I don't add ichor to my food.
But we see you, Elno. This merger is an attempt to protect the twitter assets that are tied to Tesla's stock price. A stock price which is dropping faster than Bristol Palin's knickers.
Related - at one point in this video, Illegal Elon whines about losing money and not getting paid for his efforts to buy the election in Wisconsin tomorrow. If you play a drinking game, with "Soros" as the name for taking a drink, I suggest putting the game on hold. Illegal Elon lies and whines about George Soros so much, I lost count of the number of times he mentioned the name. Pure projection, of course.
I've never had to lie about who I voted for. Even when I voted for Carter. I am always proud to have voted for Carter. The second time. I think I was too young for the first time. Or too Republican.
"Detroiters," please. We ain't that fancy.
Fair. Thatโs what google suggested and I figured my Detroiter editor would change it if remiss.
Fuck you, Donnie Three Terms.
How do you say, "Fuck off nazi fucks" in French?
๐๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ต-๐๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ช๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐.๐. ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ง๐ฆ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ข๐ช๐ฅ ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ข๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐.๐. ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ด ๐ข๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ.
๐๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ต ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ป๐ฐ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐
https://apnews.com/article/french-companies-dei-us-trump-de655f8b936d2a53619f8dfef900fa40
France bans Marine Le Pen from running for president in 27.
Even the Frogs are better than us.
The countries of Europe remember the LAST time fascists were in charge. We should, too, as we were involved in helping end it.
So, when I put flannel sheets ๐ฐ๐ฏ my bed, back in November, we got like five 90 degree days in a row.
I fear taking them ๐ฐ๐ง๐ง may bring snow.
I've also been contemplating this move. I didn't do it, but the weather certainly turned to shit anyway. Not my fault, sez I!
Corollary to Oblivias' story below.
I was in a bar, the same one I could have hit @jack in and didn't. Parc 55 in SF.
Some geezers were yappin' about tequila. They pointed to the obvious expensive tequila. It's $90 a shot. So they got whatever.
I knew the bartender. "Gimme that one", so I get the $90 shot and whang it down like it ain't no thing. I'm fully aware I'm being a wanker at this point. I'd ordered a pizza to be back at my home and I was gonna watch beisbol. I just did it to fuck with some chimps.
I'm walking out and they say "hey, come back!" and I drink more tequila than is allowed by jeeby creezy. I fall down the escalator in the hotel and fracture my skull. It was not my best moment.
The pizza was still there the next day when I got back from SF general. It was a good deep dish from Zachary's.
Gee, most of us unimaginative types just crash cars when stupid drunk.
Hats off, so to speak, to your stupid game.
This was the first escalator mishap, yes?
Yeah the second was when I got roofied. That one really fucking hurt.
That's the one I remember from about 3 years ago.
My face and nose is still fucked up from that.
I remember losing balance and thinking "this is going to be bad" then there's a gap and then I'm on the floor at Embarcadero BART and I groan and try to get up and someone says "don't move" and they were right because I'd broken ribs. I was not in a good way. I shoulda died.
Unfortunately for you fucks I didn't, so ha. I was in hospital for a couple of days, and my leg was very fucked and nearly needed to be cut off, which would have put a dampener on my race car ambitions. SF General operated, and I still have a left leg, so hurrah.
Shit that was a bad day.
I remember all that. Not a good time.
Fuck. I only remember the one time.
Me, too. But I don't think I knew Fukui when the first one happened.
I hope Fukui specifies his escalator allergy on his medical card.
First?!!11
๐๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ข ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ต๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ค๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฌ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ was the title of my dissertation!
Quite a coincidence
Mine was "Virtual Reality Representation Of CT And MRI Scans For Maxillofacial Surgical Planning"
Doesn't stop me being a dumbass.
I'm still waiting for "Virtual Reality Representation Of CT And MRI Scans For Maxillofacial Surgical Planning" to be made into an MMORPG. {{{taps foot}}}
Oh yeah, and that cost $55,000.
Canโt take it with you, but the plan shouldnโt be to blow it all on one ER visit unless itโs the last one.
I remember when that happened. You could have bought a Tesla with that money{{{ducks}}}
I'm not ICC, mate. I tell what really happened.
Even though I'm a stupid fuckwit most of the time.
I remember when a cracked piece of iron led to me falling off of the corn planter, seat and all. It was the first time my dad didn't drag a harrow behind the planter. That's why I'm here to forget about most of what happened.
Completely full of himself, like a loaded diaper
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:t6ubj2wlhc34awzcymh3qpur/bafkreie4cnq5rjuy3easrm7z4b7vlzeae3vogswxzdfou6ocyizs2pocki@jpeg
Nope, it's gonna decide whether we still have civilization. Illegal Elon, your side is the side that wants to go back to the Dark Ages.
Oh no, he nailed that one. All these elections are gonna be deciding that one. Cause on one hand, we have fascists, and on the other hand, not fascists.
Kids' TV show idea: "Are You Smarter Than Crooked Donny?" Contestants from all walks of life, plus boxes of rocks, answer questions Man God Large Hands doesn't know. Winners -- those who prove smarter -- get a free trip to El Salvador.
Or, they'll get overnight shift supervisor jobs in Florida or Arkansas
I'm waiting for them to start turning off SNAP benefits and what not to people with 14 year olds. They can work!
Or dumped in front of a Houston Home Depot at 5AM some Tuesday morning.
You should be able to pick up a producer and sponsors for this PDQ!!
This would make for a bangin SNL skit also too. Could have the cosplayer stand there muttering WRONG as the kiddies answer questions about all sorts of stuff
A prologue and epilogue by AI Rod Serling would be a plus.
Imagine a world where an orange shitgibbon is in chage, an orange shitgibbon who knows less than a 5th grader and has less maturity than a 2 year old *pause for cigarette* Actually, you do not have to imagine it. This is not ....the Twilight Zone
"There's a signpost up ahead. You have reached the Flooded Zone."
But my access png here
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I am listening to Elie Mystal's new book, Bad Law. I love his audio books.
This is some very cool chemical art
https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1jj9uam/combining_chemicals_in_a_drop_of_water/
"You are supposed to eat your acid, not play with it."
โwe could put things on pauseโ until after the election
Huh. Sounds like she is admitting that she wants TFG to lie about things and then after the election if her guy wins they'll give him everything he wants
Oh, that's exactly what she means.
How's the campaign going for you? I know the guy who's running the Liberal campaign in your riding, he's good at stuff and knows his political practices super well
I'm moderately optimistic, now that our riding has ditched rural Middlesex and picked up south London. But I won't be participating, as I just got the local poll supervisor gig. First time I've done anything like this. But hey, why not. I figure my teacher disciplinary skills will come in handy.
She is MASSIVELY toxic outside of Alberta.
Good. Hopefully Canada has learned what not to do from us and will solidify and go not fascist.
I know I'm working on it
We just don't have a big enough brane I guess..
๐ป๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ 1930๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐บ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๐ก๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐ก๐ค๐ ๐๐๐๐กโ๐ ๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ก๐๐๐, ๐๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐คโ๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ . ๐ต๐ข๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐. ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐๐ข๐โ ๐ค๐๐กโ โ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ฆโ ๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐๐ 2 ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ค ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ , ๐กโ๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐. ๐ป๐ โ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐ก โ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ ๐ก๐ ๐ค๐๐.โ
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Just like peace in Ukraine!
He could potentially collapse the dollar and force its deprecation as the world reserve currency. Then we are boned.
Elon promised there would be pain in the push for the promised land (for billionaires. Forced lower wages and tax breaks oh my!)
The "Fyon Jesus Imperial Gonfalon" flag at a Christian rally in Kansas.
https://xcancel.com/CatholicVote/status/1905658419593240578#m
Some mouthbreathers in the comments.
True dat. The repeated refrain that they are standing up for God, who is supposed to be all powerful and what not, is interesting especially. Though the "They call themselves satanists but are really jews" was expected and I am surprised not repeated a few dozen times. Course it might be, I made it down about ten and then needed to go shower.
Apparently they don't know that Jesus, who they claim to worship, was Jewish.
They like to ignore that part. What is really hilarious is all the "you have to get over the past!" or "You can't judge people in the past by what we think now!" shit.
First of all, lol, second, then why ain't you over a 2000 year old execution you fucking hosers.
What a weak-ass god they have, that needs someone to stand up for it. If I had a god, it would go over and kick that god's ass into some lame babby universe.
My god can beat up your god
I assume the idiotic comments are now the standard on X?
Nothing but bigots as far as the eye can see
Not exactly subtle, but decidedly heretical according to normal Fundamentalist dogmas.
I walked over to the pharmacy this morning to do a quick consult regarding the thumb I injured yesterday. No stitches needed, just spray it with antibacterial spray and keep it wrapped up. Total cost was 5 euros and that was for the spray. The consultation was free. So far the healthcare in France has been easy to access and cost next to nothing.
Good.
I think my copay at urgent care is over $100. The walgreens next door closed. I now have a trillion tonnes of first aid shit filling the condo.
We owe one of the locals 600 bucks for youngest having an ear infection and getting antibiotics. This was after insurance.
Jesus. My bestie just had a triple bypass and double valve replacement. Cost to her? Zero.
That's crazy.
It is indeed. I asked for an itemized bill (before insurance, it was over 3000. For a 10 minute visit to get an antibiotic script for an ear infection. Cannot stress that enough) and they sent me an "itemized" bill saying it was over 3000 grand. I called back being all do you not know what itemized MEANS????
Hubby wants to refuse to pay it, but I am all, let us make sure we got no debts right now, what with the federal government threatening to use all your info to go after debtors
They didn't even ask for my insurance card today.
Oh good heavens!
SOCIALIZMS!!
Yep.
I'm glad you won't need stitches after your mandoline mishap.
I thought it was a mandolin mishap?
Mandoline.
I like my mental image better ;)
Well, yeah. :-)
I'm thinking El Kabong here.
Mandolines are wonderful and so fucking dangerous
They're just dangerous.
You can defeat an entire army of emus with just a few assault mandolines.
Someone should tell the Aussies. They're having an election soon too
Time for some Internet Funz!
Yes. I stupidly didn't use my protective glove.
Yes, they are. I bought a new one a few years ago. It has a gripper to make sure your fingers don't come in contact with the blade, and I use that thing.
I used to have a mandoline that had a good one of those grip things, and I used it all the time. The one I have now has a crappy one that doesn't hang on well to whatever, so I bought the gloves. They're great, but you do have to remember to use them.
Mandolins you play.
Mandolines you use for mandoline purposes.
Words to live by.
Me, too.
You should have seen my hand after that hurdy-gurdy mishap.
So youโre the hurdy-gurdy man!
Was.
Now, I'm just one or the other.
Oh, I'm sure. I've had a similar accident in the past. Hurt like hell, and I had to throw the onion away and wash the slicer because I don't add ichor to my food.
I never bleed into my food because I know what happens to mosquitoes who bite me.
But we see you, Elno. This merger is an attempt to protect the twitter assets that are tied to Tesla's stock price. A stock price which is dropping faster than Bristol Palin's knickers.
๐๐น๐ผ๐ป ๐ ๐๐๐ธโ๐ ๐ซ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฒ๐ ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ฟโ๐๐น๐ผ๐ป ๐ ๐๐๐ธโ๐ ๐ ๐๐
xAI buys X; deal values social network at $33 billion, $11B less than Musk paid.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/03/elon-musks-x-has-a-new-owner-elon-musks-xai/
Related - at one point in this video, Illegal Elon whines about losing money and not getting paid for his efforts to buy the election in Wisconsin tomorrow. If you play a drinking game, with "Soros" as the name for taking a drink, I suggest putting the game on hold. Illegal Elon lies and whines about George Soros so much, I lost count of the number of times he mentioned the name. Pure projection, of course.
https://youtu.be/kAqKyLUzBd0?si=Ha5w8tbP5-NG36UT
That's because Soros actually HAS the wealth he claims. Elno's wealth is a paper push scam between paper equity in X, xAI, Tesla, and SpaceX.
BTW, bro told me BIL who allegedly voted for Kamala is strongly defending PAB's recent BS.
I'm guessing he lied about his vote.
BIL is trying to keep his Thanksgiving invite intact.
I've never had to lie about who I voted for. Even when I voted for Carter. I am always proud to have voted for Carter. The second time. I think I was too young for the first time. Or too Republican.
Same. I was only 15 in 1976, so couldn't vote, but 19 in 1980. Carter got my very first vote. You never forget your first!
I was 17 now that I stopped and figured that out. So Carter 2 was my first vote.