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You speak Strine!

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I like the part about being found passed out, having vomited in his car, by the law.

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America only seems like the most racist country cause we've got the most activists. Britain ran out a prince for marrying a black woman

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Is this dead algae libel??

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Whelping pups is super fun. One time I helped with the whelping of NINE Golden Retriever pups. "I think she's done." "Wait, there's another one!"

Then I got to adopt my beloved Evana (PBUH). All the pups got a name starting with E. Her name suited her. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Yeah.A century ago a King quit to marry a divorcee and Megan was both black and divorced.

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I used to work for a service dog organization that bred their own gentle Golden Retrievers. (I raised $$$, poop scooping was not my primary job). Whelping time was fun. To your point, each pup got a ribbon immediately after birth, color-coded for order of birth, before they were even weighed.

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She was my Good Girl.

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RBB, is that you??!?!?!?!?!???

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Allow me to translate - Goodness, it's sure is swell to see an Australian story on Wonkette, but gosh darn that is some misinformation right there, ladies can enjoy the carnal act just as much as gentlemen, provided the act is consensual and with predetermined rules of engagement. For heavens sake!

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I defy anyone to prove that Strine is a language - i'll fight ya!

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Aussie Anglicans can be a bit off about that

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Absolutely, just to say I saw them...live.

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Anglicans are great fun. They're sort of wannabee Catholics without having icky old men from Italy telling them what they can't do.

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I hear that that Mercer gal is available.

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