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Short version:

WANKITY WANK WANK WANK WANKITY WANK WANK

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SPLLLLLOOOOOOGE!!!!!

More or less.

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_Everything from planets down to the enzymes in your body obey the rules of thermodynamics. The only reason life exists is because we can break down complex molecules faster than solar radiation alone, which increases the entropy of the universe_

How exactly does taking plant matter and turning it into animal tissue increase entropy? If anything, the apex consumer is the one with the most complex cellular organization in its food chain. And what does it have to do with thermodynamics, other than being a thing like entropy which doesn't apply to your argument?

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Seriously? "I know you are, but what am I?" That's the best you've got? Nice going, PeeWee.

* slow clap *

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Maybe he means they fuck ON the bias? Much more comfortable, or so I'm told.

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Now, now. We must be kind to the disabled. Clearly he's suffering from congenital coprocephaly. Very sad condition. They keep saying there'll be a cure any day now, but I have my doubts.

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* yawn * You people really need some new material. The old routine's long past stale. You'll never get into the Improv that way.

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HARRUMPH!!!

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Nothing against weed, but when you smell like bongwater, you're doing it wrong.I just realized I've been misspelling you're all day with an extra r.

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It's right in his name!

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Just so she can hand them off to the Duggars...

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Eww, you want to see his ass?

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https://lesacreduprintemps1...

No, he's right. It's only pseudoscience to you because you want it to be. There is real science there you troglodyte. If you can even comprehend it, this is a study done by Helmuth Nyborg that breaks down what happens to a first world civilization (ie the west) when population growth declines and you import massive numbers of high-breeding, low iq people from third world countries.

Spoiler: Civilization collapses. Please, tell me again how it's pseudoscience?

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https://lesacreduprintemps1...

I'm going to posrt this every time until you realize just how wrong you are.

Though I doubt you are capable of comprehension.

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https://lesacreduprintemps1...

Hard fact. Enjoy.

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