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Andy Reed's avatar

White trash will whitely trash. Low life will live low. Arrivistes will always arrive, and never display any breeding, class, or manners.

Melania is trash from Slovenia, Donald is trash from Queens, and that's what they have always been and will always be.

I had a colleague at the TV network where I made my early career who said about another person in our sales division, "She was born in the gutter, and raised in the street." How apt that is about the draft-dodging Drumpf brothel people.

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judy thompson's avatar

now we know where Melania has been. I believe it's called hiding out. This reminds me of the way a woodstove reacts to the right kindling, the right paper, and the careful match placement. Lotta smoke, and suddenly you've got a serious fire.

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larry gassan's avatar

For those keeping track: #EpsteinFiles is now tracking at 191k on FaceBlurt, up from 180k a week ago.

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GH Swell's avatar

191k what?

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Vic's avatar

Some smarter wingnut should tell Melanja Knavs that the eastern US, where she lives her meretricious life, is on daylight time, not "EST." I suppose EST sounds as serious to these nimrods as their beloved "Thank You for You're Attention to This Matter" sounds to them.

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beb's avatar

Answering questions under oath is to Trump & co what garlic is to vampires,

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judy thompson's avatar

Im not sure he can answer any question, whether he's under oath or under a bus. And watch his hands. He has the mentality of a three year old who stretches his arms way way out and says, "it was THIS BIG"...

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Paul D Johnson's avatar

Discovery is an essential part of civil litigation and is controlled by law, namely the rules of civil procedure, which apply in both state and federal courts. Ultimately, although one may delay, the only way to avoid any discovery in a civil lawsuit is to work out a deal with your opponent—generally a diversion of the suit from court to a settlement master, usually followed by money changing hands. Judges enforce discovery rules because they are the law of the land. The Trump’s can pay up or endure discovery, which includes depositions. The one other alternative is to ignore a court’s order enforcing discovery rules; given Trump’s disdain for the law, that is a distinct possibility that would not normally apply. But we are not dealing with a normal entity here. Should be interesting.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Read E. Jean Carroll's book "Not My Type: One Woman Vs. a President." He's been to more than one of these rodeos. Alina Habba, Esq. was involved in the Carroll cases, as well as Joey Tacopino. It can be done, but I suspect Melon won't want to go to court for discovery, depositions, and cross. Despite her "genius" visa to citizenship path, she didn't know to avoid a lawsuit, and with help from her ignorance concerning the Streisand Effect, it all could provide spectacle for us huddled masses and non-rich people.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

The Trumps treat lawsuits like séance candles. Light one whenever the spirits start whispering too loud. Discovery might finally be the exorcism this circus needs. Imagine the depositions. The meltdowns. The sudden “no comment” from a woman who trademarked silence as performance art.

Blessed be the court stenographers who will have to type “Lolita Express” with a straight face.

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JUDI MASTROIANNI's avatar

Good! Maybe having to be deposed will shut her litigious ass up!

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3FingerPete's avatar

"In one account, Zeus seduced Eurymedousa in the form of an ant."

Damn. Zeus got game.

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Tessie's avatar

"Mrs. Trump and her “unitary executive” husband along with their MAGA myrmidons"

It is the ancient Greek word for a hill of ants.

You gotta love it for that alone.

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Dina's avatar

My favorite part was "...the name in Classical Greek was interpreted as "ant-people"" 🤣

Boy, does that fit!

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DemoCat's avatar

Finally somebody other than Trey Parker and Matt Stone are going to punch back at these repugnant bullies. More victims need to sue Donald Trump for trillions. He’s abused the legal system for years to bully people and line his pockets. It’s disgusting and sucking the hope, trust and confidence out of humanity.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over, please join us there for OT.

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eppe's avatar

That's just what we would expect ziggywiggy's bodysnatcher to say.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

There’s nothing to be afraid of. They were right. It’s painless. It’s good. Come.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Belgium has received its first fifth-generation F-35A Lightning II fighter jets and is beginning the process of transferring its F-16s to Ukraine.

https://www.armyrecognition.com/news/aerospace-news/2025/belgiums-first-f-35a-arrival-set-to-unlock-early-f-16-transfers-to-ukraine

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

My ancestors on my father's side!

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Phried Ω's avatar

Nearly four years in and very little news about tactical air role in the conflict by either side.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Russians fly upwards of 100 sorties a day.

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Peter Dellos's avatar

Many scary music score composers clearly drew inspiration from this.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Yamamoto with the complete game for the Dodgers. Dang.

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eppe's avatar

Just slightly more than 100 pitches.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Struck out the side in the 8th, didn't he? Set down the last 20 Bluejays. Quite the stud.

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Phried Ω's avatar

Dave Roberts is pretty gutsy too.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

It's always hard to bet against Dave Roberts.

Marinaras did take two off the Blue Jays at home in the ALCS in the first two games, so I'm not counting them out at 1-1 going to the Dogs.

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eppe's avatar

Maybe we should start calling the baseball park in LA "The Kennel".

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RocktonSam's avatar

It's already called Chavez Ravine.

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noname's avatar

A charming name for a nearby area, and thus a misnomer, not the actual neighborhoods destroyed in the landgrab for the stadium.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Watched a clip from the BBC.

Bloody hell. Michael Haseltine on the right side of History.

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